Best Excuses

Do you mean best cya, funniest or the most insulting to our intelligence?

CYA - Sosa
Funniest - ARod
Insulting - Selig

The envelop please ..... ARod

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"My dog ate my Prescription Information Sheet."


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I envison Selig saying that.... as he is reading the daily profit reports.

I was keeping up with the Joneses.

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Originally posted by S. Abrams:
I envison Selig saying that.... as he is reading the daily profit reports.

I took some liberties with the Selig comment but has he taken any responsibility for this?

Fangraphs made me do it

"He's dug himself in so far that I don't expect to see an admission," Emery said of Clemens. "But what he's forgetting is that his accomplishments are so great that if he did make an admission he'd have a great chance at redemption from the public, a great chance at the Hall of Fame, and probably a better shot at getting a judge to look favorably on him coming forward before he's indicted."

"If not, he's just like very other guy who's indicted."

Some humorous, some ridiculous, but Bonds' is the most absurd and arrogant IMO. But no surprise there!

This may be a little to off color so delete it if you want.

Mr. Costas: Why did you use steriods and HGH?

Athlete: Well I found that my head was to small. I really missed having acne. My wife got really turned on by the irrational rages. And most importantly my testicles were just way to big.

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Originally posted by deldad:
This may be a little to off color so delete it if you want.

Mr. Costas: Why did you use steriods and HGH?

Athlete: Well I found that my head was to small. I really missed having acne. My wife got really turned on by the irrational rages. And most importantly my testicles were just way to big.

We can let that one slide

How bout this.

I'm arguably the best hitter of my era but because I'm so arrogant and an egomaniac and can't stand to see McGwire and Sosa be on the grand stage hitting homeruns one on top of the other, I'm going to start to use steroids. (Bonds)

i think the all time great was roger.

after telling the panel he does things the right way, my body is my temple etc. they asked about the hgh, that was my wife she did it for a photo shoot. i really love the gal.

20DAD
I think your right Clemens has got to be the worst putting it on his wife that's just sick!

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"And most importantly my testicles were just way too big."

And I always thought it was a beachball!



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