Ok. It is me. Carl Tex. The Senor. Now I am a very large man, this is well known. Today I am saying to you, Grissom Tigers are best in area, and North Alabama Beisbol is strong. Let us talk about best player in state. Senior Hunter Morris. Ay Caramba! BIG stick at plate. Mucho dingers. Oohhhhhh, Now I have done it. I have said “Dingers”. And we know that “Dingers” rhymes with “Zingers” and this makes me VERY hungry. Mmmmmm Mmmmmmm. Also es very effective pitcher and contributes many errors. Look out for numero 45! Also very important to best pitching staff in state, Senior Ryan Ely. ERA as low as my belt buckle after long day of eating many burritos. And Senior John Jones es large offensive weapon. Some say after long day sweating in hot sun, that I am very offensive weapon. HA! I must laugh now. HA! So you see, mi amigos, Grissom Tigers are, how do you say, “roaring”, kind of like stomach noise after chasing beef and bean enchilada with warm cerveza. Other Huntsville teams cannot compete. We are playing best beisbol in Alabama, where skies are so blue, and the governor’s true. Sweet home Alabama, lord I’m comin’ home to you. ALABAMA! Gracias. The Senor. (Bbrrrrrrpppppp!)
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