Best Pickup Lines

Well FORD'S been the best seller for Years.
But I think Toyota is Catching up.
I'm a Chevy/GMC man Myself.
I really don't care for Dodge. the EH

And the dads here will divulge their lines!!!

LMAO

Whats your favorite cutie, Hunting or Fishing?

You wanna see a real six-pack, I got a Hemi outside.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Classic line right there.

if i had a nickle for evertime i saw a lady as pretty as u id be pretty poor

would you like to fool around for twenty dollars?.......................i could use the money.

Your name must be Visa because you're everywhere I want to be.

do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

enought to break the ice.

hi i'm joe schmo

Get in tha truck!!

I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back.

I want to be on you.

"I'd hate to see you go, but I'd love to watch you leave."

Years ago I told my wife that I get up early for three things and the first two are hunting and fishing.

20 something years later she tells me I misled her because she discovered the other thing I get up early for is baseball. But she is willing to admit that I like to “stay up” late for whatever it was she thought I was talking about.

Late, Early, Middle of the Afternoon.
Does it really matter?

Three kids at home. One in college , one in high school , and one starts school next year . At our house timing is crucial. Besides, my wife’s alarm goes off at 4:30 am. There’s a limit to just how earlier I’ll get up. Even for that…

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

You know what would look good on you?.....Me!

actually, I don't remember any of those lines EVER working. After, "Hey, can I buy you a beer?" I am starting to tax my vocabulary. On the VERY few tims that the answer was 'YES', I was usually so shocked, that I was at a loss for what to say next, besides "You got the next one"

That's lovely dress, it would look even better on the floor beside my bed...

Would you rather ride in my Ferrari? or my Porsche?

Are you from Tenessee? Because you're the only 10 I see...

You wanna raisin? ___________
How bout a date?

Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.



Bond..James Bond

Is your dad a banker,because your a dime?

You know what I want in a girl??

me!!

Do you have a headache? Because that must have been a long fall from heaven..

Are you Tired? Because you've been running across my mind all day long..

Nice shoes.

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Sorry, Daron, I don't go that way!

Here are some for while you're out on the beach:

If I build you a sandcastle, will you be my queen?

Can I borrow your sunglasses? You're blinding me.

Surf's up—wanna be my board?

Wanna trade thongs?

Baby, the sun's making me sweat on the outside, but you're making me sweat on the inside.

Is your name Gillette, because your the best a man can get.

(while fumbling w/ your cell phone)...Dang, I lost my number. Can I have yours?

"I am a Mets Fan."

That will do it everytime.

Ya Gotta believe - (or at least pretend you do). LOL

Your legs have to be tired because you've been running through my mind all day.
Although the earlier **** line is indeed a classic.
Sounds like a late night,after a softball game, and a couple of dozen wings line.

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Originally posted by DDshortstop27:
Do you have a headache? Because that must have been a long fall from heaven..

Are you Tired? Because you've been running across my mind all day long..

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