Black & White

spizzlepop1,000+ posts

When I had been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But I got to sleep every night with a
hot 25-year-old blonde."

"Now, we have a nice house, nice car, a big king-sized bed, and a plasma screen TV. But I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of the deal."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she would make absolutely sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

3/8/072:50 PM

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20dad1,000+ posts

my wife after 27 years of marriage asked me to put a mirror on the cieling over the bed .without asking any questions i spent a weekend working on the project.when i was done i told her how great it was to be inventive and exciting after all this time. she told me she just wanted to watch herself laugh.
(go out and find a hot 25 year old.) they have a name for that. it's called stalking.

3/10/078:58 AM

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