Best Halloween ever.
I was in bed watching the John Kruk All-Star team special, listening to the doorbell ring and the dog barking non stop. My wife was dressed in her usual costume, a middle aged woman carrying a dog. (A disclaimer: The dog I can deal with, she's vey friendly, something to walk with, rearless,and I've taught her a few bad habits, but I am not a barking fan.)
Anyway, I walked out of the bedroom and the doorbell rang, the wife picked up the barking dog so they could go meet the little costume wearing kids. She opened the door and an adult, in a best dog costume ever is standing there face to face with our dog. Our dog flew out of the wifes arms and it was well over an hour before my daughters found her. Peace and quiet the rest of the night, my daughter found the folder of birth certificates that I mis-placed
, and 20 bucks on the dog search.