Not a darned thing to do with baseball, but....
An AP story today reports a study is being done of "cow gas", and its impact on the environment.
Questions:
1. Who in the world thought of such a thing?
2. What idiot is funding such a study?
3. Do scientists in white coats walk into the barn, grab their noses, and yell "oh man that's awful!"
4. If it's a problem (bovine flatulence), will the cows be required to wear diapers with odor scrubbers?
5. Is this a a potential new product idea for odor eaters?
6. Don't I have something better to do on a Friday morning than start this thread? (answer: yes)
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