Can I borrow your boat?

Bum,

I'll trade you my boat to you if you will lend me a snow blower.
Deal?

We actually had snow flurries here today, on Easter.
First game is this coming Friday.
I'm not going to pack away my nose mitten, just yet.

Speaking of snow. My son's team played two innings in the snow last night, in Puyallup. His team, the home team, was ahead in the bottom of the fifth. First batter hit a fly ball that the left fielder couldn't see. The umps called it a complete game. All that besides the fact it was freezing and they had played the first three innings in the rain.

I've never seen anything like it!

Is that Al Gore waiting for global warming and the ensuing flood?

..has it every occurred to anyone that perhaps--just perhaps--he invented both?