A young blonde woman was so depressed
that she decided to end her life by throwing herself from the Bourne
Bridge. She was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome
young
sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the bridge, crying. He took
pity
on her and said "Look, you have so much to live for. I'm off to Europe
in
the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship and you
can
start a new life in Europe ... I'll take good care of you and bring you
food everyday".
"How can I repay you for such kindness" she asked.
"Just let me make love to you each night..." The blonde agreed.
That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid
her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her three
sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.
Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the
captain. "What are you doing here?" the captain asked.
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors, who stowed me away" she
explained.
"I get food and free passage to Europe and he's screwing me".
"He certainly is", the captain said. "This is the
Marthas Vineyard Ferry."
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