Christmas gag gifts!

Our pastor's wife was notorious for wrapping a box with live white mice for the white elephant gift exchange. Actually it is very funny to everyone but the recepient Fortunately, I was never the recepient. We gave Mr. Incredible underwear one year and believe it or not, that gift ended up being passed around and was the hit of the party. Men and their egos.....

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Yes...men and their egos. And speaking of which...



...this recently released book is being purchased by many as a Christmas gift. A gag gift!

I'll take the box of mice any day rather than the string of politicians we've been getting here in Illinois!


Sorry for the downer...carry on the festivities!




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fill a small ziplock bag with either mini marshmellows or raisinettes and attatch this little poem to the bag

Santa made his list and checked it once then twice, he noticed that you had been naughty and not nice. Since coal is so expensive, here is the scoop....He is giving you a bag full of Snowman(marshmellows)or Raindeer(raisinettes)POOP!!!!

Always gets a good laugh when I use it either way marshmellows or raisinettes its very cute.

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I always wondered about marshmallows and Raisinettes©...now I know.

Thanks hbf!



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