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Originally posted by cball:
Try wearing women's underwear underneath your uniform.
Don't laugh, it's been proven to work.
Oh My Goodness that is funny!
I can see it now.….
Tom House discovers the Holy Grail of pitching.
Tom House discovers the key to pitching. On the advisement by HSBBW pitching guru cball, Tom House has discovered what pitching coaches have been searching for, for over 100 years. Mr. House stated, “we have found the holy grail of pitching by complete accident” One of cball’s students was having trouble finding the strike zone and by chance decided to wear a women’s bra while pitching. Since it did not fit properly NHBallplayer_38 loaded it with oranges and immediately started throwing BB strikes…it was amazing”
After analyzing the biomechanical effect My House discovered that the addition load of oranges completely balanced the pitcher perfectly. “Who would have known that such a simple change would have such an effect” added Mr. House.
Rumors were circulating in the Bay Area that Barry Zito had succumbed to the pressures of living in San Francisco and had become a cross-dresser, but these turned out to be false with Barry testing out Tom’s new pitching enhancement product.......
Darn this could be really good but got to run. Have a great week-end!