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Is that what happens in StL when you serve "Stag Beer" warm?
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A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun.
He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.
So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened. So she blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.
Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?"
The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.
The roommate rolled her eyes and said, "Duh, like hello! You need to roll up the windows first.
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Is that what happens in StL when you serve "Stag Beer" warm?
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A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun.
He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.
So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened. So she blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.
Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?"
The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.
The roommate rolled her eyes and said, "Duh, like hello! You need to roll up the windows first.
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Rare White Moose? Let’s Shoot it, said Norwegians
A white moose was sighted in the forest of Østfold, Norway. Naturally, some Norwegians want to shoot it:
"It is surely entertaining to have an albino moose wandering in the woods but in purely breeding terms it is not right to let it live," Morten Brommdal, manager of the animal section at the Institute for Molecular Bioscience at the University of Oslo told Moss Avis.
"That so many people want the white moose to live is an emotional issue. It is exciting to have such a rarity rustling around. But if it is spared we risk the moose’s breeding qualities spreading. Soon we might two, three, four or five albino moose in these wooded areas, something which in the long run can weaken the herd," said Brommdal, who pointed out that an albino moose is really a kind of ‘mistake’ "Just like my Mother Ethel Brommdal said of my brother itsinthegame, he too was a 'mistake'"
Let's shoot that Moose
Albino Moose. Interesting.
You just gave me another idea for a moose recipe.
Moose chiffon pie.
And off to Osfold, Norway I go.
You just gave me another idea for a moose recipe.
Moose chiffon pie.
And off to Osfold, Norway I go.
Another good one for an Albino Moose
Albino Moose Roast
1-4 lbs. Albino moose roast
3-4 strips bacon
1 tsp. salt
1/4 tsp. pepper
1/2 tsp. cinnamon
1/4 tsp. ground cloves
1 tsp. dry mustard
4 tablespoons brown sugar
2 1/2 cups water
1/2 cup white wine vinegar
2 talespoons chopped onions
3 tablespoons flour
1 cup cranberry juice
1 cup milk
Remove fat from moose and wipe well with clean cloth.
Lard the roast as follows - cut bacon into 2" strips, pierce the roast with a sharp knife at 2 " interval and insert bacon into holes - place roast into glass or earthenware bowl .
Mix the following ingredients and pour over roast.
Cover and marinate roast for 24 to 48 hours in the refrigerator.
Turn roast often if marinate does not cover completely.
Marinate - salt, pepper, cinnamon, cloves, mustard, brown sugar, water and vinegar -remove roast from marinate and place in covered roaster at 350 degrees for approximately 1 hour
Add onion flakes, cranberry juice and continue cooking roast until tender, approximately 1 more hour
When cooked, remove from pan to hot platter.
Add flour to pan dripping and cook for 5 minutes
Add milk, stirring constantly until gravy is desired thickness.
Mangia!!!
Albino Moose Roast
1-4 lbs. Albino moose roast
3-4 strips bacon
1 tsp. salt
1/4 tsp. pepper
1/2 tsp. cinnamon
1/4 tsp. ground cloves
1 tsp. dry mustard
4 tablespoons brown sugar
2 1/2 cups water
1/2 cup white wine vinegar
2 talespoons chopped onions
3 tablespoons flour
1 cup cranberry juice
1 cup milk
Remove fat from moose and wipe well with clean cloth.
Lard the roast as follows - cut bacon into 2" strips, pierce the roast with a sharp knife at 2 " interval and insert bacon into holes - place roast into glass or earthenware bowl .
Mix the following ingredients and pour over roast.
Cover and marinate roast for 24 to 48 hours in the refrigerator.
Turn roast often if marinate does not cover completely.
Marinate - salt, pepper, cinnamon, cloves, mustard, brown sugar, water and vinegar -remove roast from marinate and place in covered roaster at 350 degrees for approximately 1 hour
Add onion flakes, cranberry juice and continue cooking roast until tender, approximately 1 more hour
When cooked, remove from pan to hot platter.
Add flour to pan dripping and cook for 5 minutes
Add milk, stirring constantly until gravy is desired thickness.
Mangia!!!
RUUUN fuzzy white beautiful innocent albino moose,..RUNNNN!!!!!
Those waskally hunters are afta' youuuuu.
At least that explains things,...thought my eyes were either playin' tricks on me or had tooo many hot totties, this blustery -6 freeezing ( teeth chattering ) evening.
Whew!
Those waskally hunters are afta' youuuuu.
At least that explains things,...thought my eyes were either playin' tricks on me or had tooo many hot totties, this blustery -6 freeezing ( teeth chattering ) evening.
Whew!
SSmom,
Actually - hot toddies complement the Moose Roast very nicely.
Actually - hot toddies complement the Moose Roast very nicely.
Well then,...bottoms up and cheeers all!!! 
( is it really spelled with a d, instead of a t? ) Woopsie!
( is it really spelled with a d, instead of a t? ) Woopsie!
Heres a sonnet that comes to mind when I think about that moose.
How do I hunt thee? Let me count the ways.
Dress’d in orange coat, afoot in the wood?
On ATV, riding ditches and road?
With close-up lens, my Nikon at F8?
How do I catch thee? Let me name the ways.
A Mauser two-two-three, from ‘hind a tree?
A strong-bow fired ‘tween ribs two and three?
A camera? Then you live to walk away.
How shall I serve thee, once gutted and clean’d?
In roasts with red wine, my friends at the feast.
In sausage, or soup, or steaks. Then I’ll freeze
What is left, whether bone, fat or lean.
How do I hunt thee? Let me count the ways.
Dress’d in orange coat, afoot in the wood?
On ATV, riding ditches and road?
With close-up lens, my Nikon at F8?
How do I catch thee? Let me name the ways.
A Mauser two-two-three, from ‘hind a tree?
A strong-bow fired ‘tween ribs two and three?
A camera? Then you live to walk away.
How shall I serve thee, once gutted and clean’d?
In roasts with red wine, my friends at the feast.
In sausage, or soup, or steaks. Then I’ll freeze
What is left, whether bone, fat or lean.
The international version of the other white meat?
Fungo,..your on here tonight! Thaaank goodness. Been wondering where everyone has been. So not everyone had today off like me? Thats not fair! I've been bored outta my mind! Keep writing,... I wanna read your stuff! 