I see that you have been infested by Fitump56 aka the old Jethro Tull guitarist (Donovan) Jeffrey Hammond-Hammond
http://tinyurl.com/4eadlz
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffrey_Hammond
Yes, he is an umpire and not a very good one.
We have run him off officiating.com and I want all to know exactly what kind of miscreant Hammond-Hammond is. See below and thansk for letting me vent.
Tim.
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From: The Deej <donovanjeffreyhammond-hammond@ssl-mail.com>
Date: Sun,Apr 26, 2008 at 12:06 PM
Subject: Waaaaaaaaaaa!
To: Timothy Haag <bigump56@gmail.com>
Deer Timmy:
You lasted a whole week longer before you went crying to Bobby Wobby J. for protection "Waaaaaaa, please don't let Our Deej point out what a fat, imbecillic creep I am, Bobby Wobby, please, hel us. O Bobby Wobby, did you see Our Deej's siggy, "Smoke that tumbleweed, Why o Why we do those things and he catches us everytime! WWaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...........A few items that reminded me of you:
Mr. Dorfman: Zero point two. Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Mandy Pepperidge: [about Kent and Larry] A wimp and a blimp!
Katy: Is this really what you're gonna do for the rest of your life?
Boon: What do you mean?
Katy: Hanging around with a bunch of animals getting drunk every weekend.
Boon: No! After I graduate, I'm gonna get drunk every night.
FataSS: What do you intend to do sir? Deej's already on probation.
Bobby Wobby: He are?
FataSS: Yes, sir.
Bobby Wobby: Oh. Then as of this moment, he's on DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION!
Superman Stevie: Double Secret Probation, Sir?
Bobby Wobby: There is a little-known codicil in the O.com constitution which gives me unlimited power to preserve order in time of emergency. Find me a way to revoke Deej's charter. You live next door. Put Supie on it. He's a sneaky little ****, just like you, right? [FataSS nods]
FataSS [to Supie, while high] Okay. That means that our whole solar system could be, like one tiny atom in the fingernail of some other giant being. [I nod] This is too much! That means one tiny atom in my fingernail could be--
Supie: Could be one little tiny universe.
FataSS: Could I buy some pot from you? I need to smoke sum tumbleweed.
Love ya', thouroughly,
Your Deej
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Sad.
Tim.
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