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Originally posted by kjktj:
After Farrah Fawcett died, she was met at the entrance of heaven by St. Peter. St. Peter being a fan asked Farrah what would she like as a kind of memorial. Farrah thought about it and responded "I would like for all children to be safe from predators" Two hours later Michael Jackson passed on.
And so Jacko asked St. Peter at the pearly gates
who could speak to God on my behalf.
Billy Mays never knew what hit him.