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I recently hacked into PGStaff PM in an attempt to help him out in answering his fan mail. He's been swamped lately! (Hope you don't mind, PG, just trying to help.) Here are 3 PM's, though, that have really stumped me, so I hope y'all would help out.

Dear PG, I sent out that check for $100 like you asked, and you cashed it, but you still haven't changed my kid's score to a 10. Could you please explain?

Dear PG, thanks for interest in showcase in fabuyus Slovakia. Many boys want. But Slovak girls most interested. Not in baseball. They want you. Please send picture and wear UnderArmour.

PGStaff, you recently purchased our updated version of "AutoResponse Version 2", which allows you to send mail-merge automated letters to your mailers describing their baseball skills with glowing adjectives and undecipherable technical jargon. Unfortunately, your credit card was expired. I have tried 17 times to contact you about this but have gotten no response and am now giving up.

Wink

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. --Mark Twain

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