Headlines You'd Like to see in 2005

THE EMPIRE STRIKES OUT.

MLB TAKES ON EVIL EMPIRE, DARK SIDE IN RETREAT.

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Originally posted by MTH:
MLB TAKES ON EVIL EMPIRE, DARK SIDE IN RETREAT.

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I thought they were both on the "Dark Side"..

CUBS WIN WORLD SERIES IN SEVEN OVER YANKEES.

Yanks in the Cellar

Rangers win the Series against the Cubs in 7

Bonds Retires before Spring Training

Sammy calls it quits

Schilling traded to the Rangers

Pedro loses another

Marlins move to Las Vegas for 06

MLB hires out of work hockey players to serve as security guards at the parks---they want to clean up their image

"The most controversial webster's post is answered for 100% of the members, some agree, others don't, but nonbody made it personal, and nonbody get insulted". This was supose to be said on Dec. 28 right?

hsbaseballweb passes Microsoft as most visited website

2005 ends with world at peace

Happy New Year everyone

NCAA signs contract with cable networks to air several College Baseball Games each week

The war in Iraq ends and our boys come home

MLB introduces zero tolerance policy on steroids

CV

HIT & RUN JR SIGNS 10 MILLION DOLLAR CONTRACT!!!!!!!!

AGREES TO SHARE HALF WITH HIS AWESOME FAMILY!!!!!!!!!

Forgot one,

Wood bats return to HS & College Baseball

CV

BBSCOUT'S Grandson gets his first hit in his Tee Ball debut.

accused of using rotational swing.

What's in the Sauce?
St. Louis Mo,

FBI agents raided a local pizza establishment after agents in Dallas discovered a link between the grassy knoll and a certain pizza delivery man. It seems that contents of the sauce could only be found in pizza from certain resturants in St. Louis. Upon the raid, agents found Teacherman/Lamber in a schizophrenic daze. Within minutes, accomplice BlueDog, showed up and attempted to explain to the agents that the pictures that they thought that they are seeing on the walls of Dallas on that day only known to the FBI, weren't really there. Teacherman/Lamber quickly entered the fray and began asking the agents what they thought that they knew simply because they really didn't know what they knew and they should know that. After contorting the question from several different angles, the agents were so confused that they gave up. Upon leaving the FBI agent turns to apologizes and asked them what their real names were for the report. These two individuals complied stating that they were, in fact, D.B. Cooper and the Tooth Fairy. LOL!

On a serious Note:

Baseball Cleans up it's Game!

or

Yankees Can't Buy another Pennant

or

The DH Has Been Eliminated

or

The All-Star Game Will Not Determine Home Field

Frumpy Middle Aged Tomboy Wins Lottery, Takes Family On Summertime Baseball Stadium Tour

FUTUREBACK.DAD AND FUTUREBACK.MOM HEAD TO "BOB" TO SEE FUTUREBACK.KID FACE OFF AGAINST OPP'S SON ZACK

NCAA announces Mass Reorganization: Last Dinosaurs Disappearing.

Title IX Adjusted: Logic Demanded It.

(jaxnbulldog's son) First Sophmore to be Named State's High School Player of the Year.

Our job in Iraq is over and all troops are heading home.

Why do so many people dislike the Yankees & their BOSS/KING GEORGE? They must be doing everything right!!!!!!!!!! They only play by the rules that MLB established.

SLIMMER, TRIMMER BONDS LEADS LEAGUE IN BUNTS!

(from S.I., I didn't make that up)

APRIL FOOLS: MULDER/HUDSON TRADE ALL A JOKE

jojoriles,

That is a headline I would love to see. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

WHITE SOX TAKE WORLD SERIES IN 4!!

YANKEES STUNNED. SELIG TO HAVE SALARY CAPS.

JETER TRADED!! TO THE WHITE SOX??

BONDS STRIPPED OF RECORDS

CUBS DROP 15 IN A ROW. BAKER FIRED

SAY IT AINT SOSA. SOSA WAIVED

YANKEES SWEPT IN ALDS

OWNERS VOTE SELIG OUT
that is all for now. i will come back for some new ones.

BELTRAN HITS 40TH HOME RUN FOR THE NEW YORK METS

Bonds's Home Run records erased: Claims He didn't know He Was Using A Corked Bat

MLB Players Union agrees to a salary cap in order to preserve integrity of the game.