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Over the many years, while playing, coaching or now just being a dad. I have noticed the great game of baseball has some of the same characteistics of fans/dads/moms at all the high school games and summer ball baseball games. They start talking about the line-ups, the other temas in the area or district, etc. etc, etc. You kind of have different groups,or clicks, and you come involved with on or more of them. Some are like a membership, you have to be invited to join. Some know baseball, some think they know baseball and many give opinions, regardless, this is your famiy for at least this season.

When you go to a game do these sound "guys" sound familiar, feel free to add other genius guys.

The Rules Guy - he knows all the rules, or thinks he knows all the rules. The important thing is he lets everyone he stands by, or sits by know his intrerpretation of the rule, always gives an example. If no one questions him, he gives his intrepration at almost every game, sometimes more than once.

The Strategist Guy - He know the opposing pitcher, the opposing line-up and knows his own son's team better than the coach. He offers critical advice to the dads around him, on what to do in many situations thru - out the game.

The Parent from the Other Team Guy - his kids probably played with your kids during youth league or summer ball. Comes over to see you after his son has done something great, or if his tem is losing, he tells you how his teams coaches suck, etc..

The Houndog Guy - always notifying your group when a good looking mom is in the stands, maybe or maybe not paying attention to the game. But at that critical moment when your son is at the plate, he hits you in the chest, says look towards 3:00 at the woman in the red

Mr. Oldtimers Guy - been to the same ballpark or high school field for decades, can rembember every players/coaches name along the way. Has the same seat in the stands or a part of the fence for at least 15-20 years. Everyone knows his name, and his other buddies names.

Who else have you seen out there? Can you guys think of other roles played by High School BAseball Genius Club members?
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Great topic leftout.

Let's see, what can I add to the HSBGC?

Umpire Cost Us The Game Guy - it's never his son's poor control, meatfest pitching. The umps blind.

Why Is My Son Not Playing Mom - son is absolutely horrible but believe's he should be playing anyway and quietly roots for other player's failure.

The Hen Pin - Group of Mom's (2 or more) that talk NON-STOP about everything except the game and then comments incorrectly about a play that they see half of.

Husband's Of The Hen Pin - They've learned to stand away from the Hens, over by the dugout, usually filled with Rules Guys, Strategist Guys and Houndog Guys.
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My favorites:

Mr Positive Guy: He's the guy that cheers for everyone on the team no matter if his son is playing or not.

Mr Good Play Guy: He cheers for all good plays even when the other team makes them. He is frowned upon a lot.

Mr Try to be Quiet Guy: When things go bad or the parents start yelling at the ump/coach/kid/team he walks off and doesn't say a word or remains non committed.

Mr Support Guy: His son is usually the one that's going to go off to the next level of play. He helps the other parents understand the recruiting process and offers guidance when asked.

I'd like to think I was all four of these guys but I know better.
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Originally posted by stanwood:
My favorites:

Mr Positive Guy: He's the guy that cheers for everyone on the team no matter if his son is playing or not.

Mr Good Play Guy: He cheers for all good plays even when the other team makes them. He is frowned upon a lot.

Mr Try to be Quiet Guy: When things go bad or the parents start yelling at the ump/coach/kid/team he walks off and doesn't say a word or remains non committed.

Mr Support Guy: His son is usually the one that's going to go off to the next level of play. He helps the other parents understand the recruiting process and offers guidance when asked.

I'd like to think I was all four of these guys but I know better.




Congratulations
Very nice Stan, maybe you "get it".
What about the freshman parents whose son has not played baseball since he was in 6th grade, but because he was the 9th grade quarterback this year (and a good athlete), and radared 80 mph at the baseball tryouts, thinks their kid should be starting on the JV team, not only as a pitcher, but outfielder as well. Got one hit all year. Pitched terrible. Commits to a d-bat team for the summer, takes two pitching lessons at d-bat (thats all he needed), and then by April 27th, says their son is just going to focus on football. Totally out of baseball three months later. "Thought baseball was going to be easy parents". Freshman parents, top that...
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Originally posted by SultanofSwat:
During the state playoffs, I saw the "Mr Parent that walks over to the opponent student section after the game and cusses them out" guy.

He did not win the congeniality award.


Now I will have to say that although I am not that parent, I certainly have wanted to be!!! Kids these days can be very rude and experience is of late that they don't mind saying rude things to parents even when unsolicited. We had parents in our game doing chants, etc. and a kid from the student section from...well, guess I'll leave that out, said to them, "Uhhhh, you're really not that loud!" The mom looked shocked so I said, "Uhhh...you just said that to an adult, really?, shows home training for you!" In any event, can certainly relate to that one. Although the parent probably shouldn't have done that, I'm sure it was well deserved based on my observation at some games.
There are so many great ones on here! I have a couple more. "Mr. & Mrs. Braggers" Little Johnny did this, little Johnny did that, and posts every little thing they do on facebook, or on their senior ads." Just shut-up and let their playing do the talking.

"Mr./Mrs. will only volunteer, give money or services only if my son plays in return." As soon as the son is not playing, no more volunteering, and treats the coach like the plaque. Volunteering should not be used as a bargaining chip.

"Mrs. JV Mom", that thinks that her son should be playing on varsity, because he is batting .450 on JV. Varsity needs her son to win more!

"Senior Moms and Dads", who think that their kids are entitled to everything. I had a senior a couple of years ago, and a junior now. Our seniors worked for everything, they were not handed anything.

"The error stat dad", who likes to point out everybody's errors, but not his own kid. Nobody is perfect.

And last but not least..."the clacking moms talking and laughing through the whole game". That's why you have the dads that line up and stand together! Ok..don't get mad moms...just saying.
The "Mrs I wish I was still or wish I was a high school cheerleader Mom" who wants to chants and clucks during the game like she is 16 again. They have decorated cans, pom-poms, blinged out shirts, hair ribbons/ bows and sometimes even the special makeup.

The "Mr I am going to show I am the village idiot Guy" You know the one that will argue about every play, every rule with everyone even when he is never right. When he is shown the error of his ways, he goes and picks a fight with someone else.

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