That "dead" smell? Yeah...I've wondered about that smell.
Question: What can I do about my children's stinky feet that smell like...well..."dead"?
Expert Answer:Dr. Footlove, pediatric podiatrist extraordinaire
It's not unusual for children to have strong foot odor that is very similar to week old roadkill. Some kids are active and often sweat all over their bodies and since feet are frequently wrapped up in shoes and socks and "breathe" very little, they tend to sweat the most and smell the worst of all of their smelly body parts.
Keep your children's feet as clean and dry as possible. Keeping them in your windowed china cabinet may be a bit too extreme, but nonetheless it is effective. If they insist in playing outside then grant them their desire. Not many kids really like being cooped up with the china anyway. For these "outdoor" type children when they're done playing and are safely indoors, take off their shoes and socks so their feet can air out, dry off, and the stench can leave them and settle elsewhere for everyone's enjoyment.
Leave their feet naked or have them put on clean, dry socks. Bathe their feet daily to remove any dirt, old skin, or small appliances. For safety's sake please make sure the small appliances are unplugged and your bathroom is equipped with
Ground Fault Interruptor (GFI) outlets.
You may also have to wash their shoes or just toss them out. Their shoes can harbor odors, dirt, fungus, bacteria, renegades, or just plain old horse thieves that contribute to your children's stinky, "dead" smelling feet. You can throw most non-leather shoes into a washing machine with a little bit of laundry detergent, baking soda, or industrial strength degreaser and odor eliminator to diminish or at least mask the "dead" smell. Do not, under penalty of law, remove the tags. Kill off or maim any lingering odors with a little foot powder, talc, or crushed charcoal briquettes sprinkled into your children's shoes.
"Happy entrails to you!"