No but I can help you get there.
You step back from home plate. Take off all the heavy smelly stuff you've been wear'n. Throw that funky glove in the dug out, pick up a short funny looking one. Grab a hat and walk out in the infield about 2/3rds of the way between 1st base and 2nd move back about 10 steps toward the outfield.
Once you get out there run in circles yell'n at the top of your lungs......I AM FREE..... I AM FREE..... I AM FREE.....I AM FREE….
BTW go to
www.webball.com there may be some stuff there that might help.