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Originally posted by observer44:
Hustle and details appeal to the purist, of whom there are limited numbers.
Purist® Hatbox® toilet by Kohler© With its clean minimalist design, the Purist© Hatbox© toilet opens the door to a new era of possibilities for making design statements in your home. It's so pure and...uh...hatbox like you won't want to despoil it's artful elegance...and believe me it won't let you. It has features that will mete out punishment to your more delicate regions if you try. It will have you hustling for sure...to get as far away from it as possible!
There is a reason why it is equipped with a
state-of-the-art programmable memory designed to customize the
letting go experience of up to 16 different users. It will remember you...and everything about you that it finds particularly useful and effective. It remembers all of the details. Is it any wonder why these are the toilets installed at the detention camp at Guantanamo Bay?
After just one round with the Purist© Hatbox© toilet you will take all of your
business down to the old
American Standard© next to the laundry room in the basement...it isn't glamorous and it's always a bit musty down there, but you won't have to worry about missing any of your parts after using it.
The Purist© Hatbox© toilet incorporates innovative tankless Power Lite® technology providing exceptional flushing performance...isn't that the painful truth!
A Comfort Height™ bowl and Quiet-Close™ toilet seat ensure a tolerable level of noise that will not arouse suspicion.
* 24-5/8"L x 16-1/2"W x 16-5/8"H...and weighs a ton.
* Complements other Purist© fixtures and devices.
* 12" rough-in and rough-up.
* Electronic soft-touch actuation...don't be deceived.
* Elongated bowl for elongated results.
* NOTE: Requires 120V, 15A, 60 Hz electrical receptacle.
* NOTE: Protection by a
Class A GFCI will take all of the fun out of it.
List price: $3198.80 and up...and
that my dear
44 is why there are a limited number of Purists©!
BTW 44...good post...makes sense to me. Helps to explain some of these bone-headed plays...that are inexcusable.
Sorry for the interruption...I'm flush out of things to say...it's inexcusable...carry on. .