inocent bystander

Here we go again!

I was just an innocent browser.

Who forgot to put on trousers.

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Originally posted by gotwood4sale:
Who forgot to put on trousers.

I guess I got distracted by that child proof cap.

I got a new cap. I can't tell if it's child proof, but it seems to repel the babes. Not the response I was looking for.



Do you have any suggestions?

Nice lid! If you hadn't told me, I would never have known.

Look....the only way to scrub one's mind free of certain word-association issues which have sent the innocent bystander into paroxysms of giggle-riddled, slobbering lunacy, is to RE-associate the word with a much safer, saner set of mental images.

I have some experience with this sort of thing, as I was able to, quickly and with minimal bodily tremors, disassociate Kenny Rogers' "The Gambler" with an enormous mole on my best friend's Aunt June's forehead. Just trust me on this, and we'll all get through this together.....except gotwood who is too far gone.

Here we go.....



Karma, Karma, what-should-we-do?
When e-v'ry-one's po-sting
all this doo-doo.

Karma, Karma, Woody's loose screw
Now has in-fi-del
do-ing it too

What do you get when you tempt the kar-ma?
A need-to-search im-a-ges both ne-ear and far
Now P-G has no clue what is and what's not
and Ra-cab ain't helping now the sickness he's got

Kar-ma, Kar-ma, we've all lost our way
If we're to save ourselves it must be to-day
So scrub-scrub with the im-age of the Oompahs a-bove
And replace instead with Michael Jackson's white glove.....

Oh.....oh, no.....wait a minute...folks, I do apologize......this has gone horribly wrong.....it's now worse than ever......oh, the HUMANITY!!!!!

Infedel, wear this hat , strike this pose & chick magnet you will be...be careful

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Here we go again!

Shhh now...

I've been here before...

We can all get out of this...but you have to follow my instructions...

...quietly, now, on cats feet..and no matter how much you want to fergodsake don't post anything...

It's a tangled web of entrapment...designed to ensnare unwary HSSBW posters...

Not two long ago a group came through here...and 55 pages, 1,00 posts and 25,000 views later they have yet to return...haven't posted since...

...The brave Woodman went in after them, took his camera. Some say he returned with incredible diverse visions of IMG pictues...Others claim that he just went mad...

Shhh...quiet now...

Whatever you do don't use the word K****!

Quickly...

There's no time to read...


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Originally posted by TripleDad:

And don't forget to set your Belch-O-Meter to Charming! Oh! Don't forget to activate the Chunk Screen either.

O*kie Do*ie 44. No using that word here.

...oh, the HUMANITY!!!!!

KARMA!!

I couldn't help it! I just don't have the strentgh to fight it.

It is the monster within.

KARMA KARMA KARMA

Ohh feels so good!!


KARMA KARMA KARMA

ahhhhhhh


KARMA KARMA KARMA

Oh gimme another


KARMA KARMA KARMA

ok ok I see it ... I'M GONNA CHECK IN TO A KARMAHAB CENTER.

Hopefully I didn't hurt anyone. I doubt I will ever be free from the beast. But I have taken the first step.

There, there TripleDad...have a seat...this won't hurt...it will all be over soon...

Keep this lady away from me, and I might be OK!

Juicy Fruit for you TripleDad?

"AH JUICY FRUIT"