Laughter

itsinthegame,

Well said, hopefully it happens

Its

get in my face you get it back-- "TRhit is Trhit"

Oh Brown and Fuzzy Hero, when does the next game start?

Zorry, I be still in a drunken stupor~~~

Its: I'm almost out of Cohibas....and NO don't try to scam me with Romeo and Julietas.

TPM still won't talk to me, and justmom is holding out for more money. TrHit is still hitting soft grounders, and PGStaff must rate Bullwinkle Jr higher after next season or he is forever banned!

Where's my dang Guinness? (Beer... not Alec)

Its,

I'm all for more laughter!

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PGStaff must rate Bullwinkle Jr higher after next season or he is forever banned!

Bullwinkle

Never would we stoop so low as to rank a player because of idle threats made from drunken parents. We take great pride in our honesty and integrity. You should be ashamed of yourself!

By the way, here are our most recent rankings of the top 10 in the nation
Compiled 2:15 PM CST, Oct 21

1. Cody Johnson – Panama City, FL
2. Jordan Walden – Mansfield, TX
3. Matt Latos – Margate, FL
4. Kyle Drabek – The Woodlands, TX
5. Brett Anderson – Stillwater, OK
6. Bullwinkle Junior - SoCal
7. Dellin Betances – New York, NY
8. Chris Tillman – Fountain Valley, CA
9. Colton Willems – Fort Pierce, FL
10. Jeremy Jeffress – South Boston, VA

quote:

We take great pride in our honesty and integrity

But PG is it really fair? I mean the kid must weigh 900 or 1,000 pounds, has that huge rack of antlers and four hoofs. Or is it hooves?

All the other kids run the 60 on two human feet. How can they possibly keep up with Bullwinkle Jr.?? I ask you?

Junior could move up higher in the rankings once we find out what position he plays.

Yes, he is a big kid!

A bit raw, but he has great bloodlines!

I guess #6 in the country without a position is pretty good.

quote:

Yes, he is a big kid!

I've heard, but can't prove, that Teddy Roosevelt was a huge fan.

My Great Grandmoose, Gordan Lightmoose, gored ol Teddy back in 1912. He didn't kill him, but Teddy never forgot.

Need Proof?

Here's a quote from: http://www.whitehouse.gov/history/presidents/tr26.html

"Some of Theodore Roosevelt's most effective achievements were in conservation. He added enormously to the national forests in the West, reserved lands for public use, and fostered great irrigation projects.

He crusaded endlessly on matters big and small, exciting audiences with his high-pitched voice, jutting jaw, and pounding fist. "The life of strenuous endeavor" was a must for those around him, as he romped with his five younger children and led ambassadors on hikes through Rock Creek Park in Washington, D.C.

Leaving the Presidency in 1909, Roosevelt went on an African safari, then jumped back into politics. In 1912 he ran for President on a Progressive ticket. To reporters he once remarked that he felt as fit as a bull moose, the name of his new party.

While campaigning in Milwaukee, he was shot in the chest by a fanatic. Roosevelt soon recovered, but his words at that time would have been applicable at the time of his death in 1919: "No man has had a happier life than I have led; a happier life in every way."

This IS funny:

Da Justmom has moved and is no longer a city girl; she not quite a country girl (yet), slopping hogs and milking cows, but she's outta the city.

Can't chew, that ain't healthy, moonshine is illegal, for the most part, and "farm use" still doesn't mean shopping for boots, but a traffic jam is when the tractor in front of you is stuck in gear, not 6 miles of cars on I-66 or I-495.


Enjoy!

PGStaff: I already know of his #6 status, after next season....let's say just before June 1st...let's list him as #5......the following year.....Bullwinkle Jr's draft eligible year....let's make him #1.

(The power of the Commissioner can overwhelming, but it does have it's french benefits!)

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Originally posted by Bullwinkle:
PGStaff: I already know of his #6 status, after next season....let's say just before June 1st...let's list him as #5......the following year.....Bullwinkle Jr's draft eligible year....let's make him #1.

(The power of the Commissioner can overwhelming, but it does have it's french benefits!)

Ahh, french benefits for a moose, or fringe?

Bullwinkle, Commissioner of the HSBBW first annual dice baseball game.
I am so sorry, who said I wasn't talking to you? Just because you over turned the umps ruling on Justbaseball really didn't change the outcome! I amjust hoping there will a nextime....

PG,
Protest, protest, you can't rank a player just because of his "bloodlines", we've had this discussion before!

TPM: Bullwinkle is a French Canadian and proud of it!

La mère de patte de tigre est le directeur le plus beau, pourtant elle a marché loin un perdant dans le jeu l'un.

Bullwinkle speaks all the romantic languages.

Ethay oneway onstantcay oughthray ethay earsyay ashay eenbay aseballbay. Americaway ashay olledray ybay ikelay anway armyway ofway eamrollersstay. Itway ashay eenbay erasedway ikelay away ackboardblay. Ebuiltray andway erasedway againway. Utbay aseballbay ashay arkedmay ethay imetay. Isthay ieldfay, isthay amegay, isway away artpay ofway ourway astpay. Itway emindsray usway ofway allway atthay onceway asway oodgay, andway atthay
ouldcay ebay againway.

Dear Mr. Moose,

The equation is simple.

The more hits I get - the more Cohibas you get.

Mssr. Moose.

I am hurt.

Les compliments peuvent acheter votre façon de retour dans le Tigre Tripote les affections de Maman, mais c'est imprudent pour badiner avec Orlando.

Orlando: I will never jest with you. But you are the winner, I want TPM to feel good about herself

Merci.

(nods, with dignity)

Uhmmmm. South Floreeda aqui. Yo no comprendo

Habla espanol, por favor.
Muchas gracias, Senor EL Moose y Senorita Orlando!

its et al ...

PGstaff promised "Bullwinkle--Never would we stoop so low as to rank a player because of idle threats made from drunken parents. "

Ah yes, but obviously drunken threats made by idle parents are another story, as Bullwinkle obviously has WAY too much time on his hands and very little alcohol left untouched on this Friday evening. How else would he come up with a whole paragraph of "Ethay oneway onstantcay oughthray ethay earsyay ashay eenbay aseballbay. etc.-ay etc.-ay"?

I still want to know, WHEN DOES THE NEXT GAME START?

La madre de la pata del tigre es el director más hermoso, mas ella se marcharon a un perdedor en el juego uno.

Hope that helps!

spanish translation to english:
The mother of the leg of the tiger is the most beautiful director, but she left to a loser in game one.

french translation to english:
The mother of leg of tiger is the most beautiful director, however it walked far a loser in the play one.

Oye vey(yiddish) Caramba!

Senor El Moose, what are you DRINKING?

MNMom,

Thanks goodness for Babel Fish translation. Andernfalls würde ich nicht ein Wort verstanden haben von, was irgendwelche von Ihnen sagten.

MN Mom -- (Lachen heraus loud )

URKMB,
Thanks, I like that translation site better!

Bullwinkle,
vous avez un pm

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La madre de la pata del tigre es el director más hermoso, mas ella se marcharon a un perdedor en el juego uno.

Nawwww, the translation site must be wrong. I'm pretty sure Bullwinkle said, "The mothers are very lovely, but you throw a baseball like a cat coughing up a hairball." That pretty well describes my performance in the last game...

Sum peple ain't learned no fourn langages!

MN,
Nahhh, there was a TIGER word in there, I am taking offense to being a mother of a leg of a tiger (both in french and spanish), until further explanation.