List of Banned Movies

I have several candidates for the review and consideration of the board:

The Yada...Yada... Sisterhood - not even on her birthday...

The First Wives Club - they don't need any ideas...

Bridget Jones's Diary - Dear Diary: this movie sucks.

Titanic - unless it is a documentary on the History Channel, i'm out.

Anything starring Barbra Streisand or Bette Midler - need I say more...

Pretty Woman - wife watches every chance she gets...vomit!

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Originally posted by T-Bird Dad:
Pretty Woman - wife watches every chance she gets...vomit!

I never understood that one... She's a prostitute for goodness sakes!!!

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Originally posted by gotwood4sale:
I'm impressed that you spelled Babs name correctly!

I had to google it. I wans't sure that you would know who I was refering to if I said "that big-nosed (insert insult of choice here) who's movies I refuse to watch."

Coach Chris pitching video !

Any movie that Lifetime produces.

Some of the favorites of the females in my house:

Sleepless in Seattle
How to lose a guy in 10 days
Mean girls
America President (I have to admit certain parts make me laugh)
Notebook

F-F-F-F-Fried Green Tomatos, I even have a hard time typing it!

Say Good-by to the Sound of Music, Thank God

Comeon GloveMan--you're from the south. I KNOW you have to eat them.

Woody - I wouldn't go throwing show tunes around randomly. Some of the fellers may not take too kindly to it.

Ok, I am about to win this category:

FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY!!!!!!!! (2003)

And I rode a horse to school too!

Never had F-F-F-F-Fried Green anything. No vegitable should ever be fried.

Can I add a TV show to the list? OK

Gilmore Girls, aka, The Gab-more Girls...... Do they ever shutup?

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Wood Man..

You know me very well

Thanks for covering my back regarding BBM...

on second thought perhaps that is a really bad choice of words.....

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Originally posted by Baseballdad1228:
Ok, I am about to win this category:

FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY!!!!!!!! (2003)

OK, OK we surrender...however, I would offer up Legally Blonde and Legally Blonde 2 along with any other Witherspoon fluff for a consolation prize!

More Banned Movies:

-Ladder 49...terrible fluff

-When Harry Met Sally...Crystal is somewhat amusing but the rest...garbage

-Any Episode of *** in the City...just makes her want to buy shoes

Banned movies:
The Pianist
Signs

All time greatest:
Stripes
Fast Times At Ridgemont High

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Originally posted by gotwood4sale:
...it takes alot out of a guy wrestling all day long with the cap on a bottle of Viagra!

I wouldn't know!

There's only one good scene in "When Harry met Sally"

Oh Woodrow.....

Did anyone mention anything with Julia Roberts, (****)

Apparently you don't know what "Gone with the Wind" means to men. It is one of our crude ways of running out of a room when we are watching TV or just want some peace and quite.

Wouldn't that be a 27 hour rule for Krak. Or would that be a 3 hour rule.
Is he that far ahead, or that far behind us?
Is it yesterday's tomorrow, or tomorrow's yesterday?
All so confusing.

woodie-woodward:

http://www.timezoneconverter.com/cgi-bin/tzc.tzc

I believe we have left out
The Joy Luck Club
Vanity Fair

(I would like to thank my wife for allowing me to watch such quality entertainment) LOL.

And what's that TV show about Hillary Clinton?
Oh yeah,
Commander In Chief



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Originally posted by gotwood4sale:

You've heard of the Five Minute Rule as it applies to dropped food?

Gotwood4sale, I've gotnews4you...I believe the generally excepted dropped food rule is a "Five SECOND Rule as opposed to 5 minutes. The next time you are preparing my food, I'll be keeping a pretty close eye on you.

As to the topic, I thought Drum Line was a pretty darn good band movie.


Mike F

I'll agree with you on that one Mike. That was a pretty aweful movie.


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the last time we went to the movies the wife says we are going to see a double feature.with the cost of movie tickets i thought what a deal.but can i stay awake for two movies?turns out it was ,an officer and a gentleman.you have to know my wife ,it takes her an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.love that woman

If your kid is lying on the ground throwing a tantrum for longer than five seconds, leave him/her and never return.

No Chick flicks - dont even want to think about them. Give me "Field of Dreams" (Actually been there, by the way. Or any other baseball, football, or basketball movie. Hossiers is still my all-time favorite. Luckily, cardsfan8 (wife) likes sports movies too. Highly recommend "Glory Road" But why can't they get techinal stuff correct......in the 60's teams didn't take the ball out of bounds at half time - there was a jump ball after half time.