Looking for Pitchers

I love the thread title.

Every time I see it, I reflexively think, "Isn't everybody?"

my reaction exactly!!

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Please include a short description of your capabilities and goals.

Just curious....what would you expect from a 14-15 year old as far as an assessment of their capabilities and goals?

How about a kid that can throw a mid to lower 90mph FB, with a 88CB, and a CU of 83. He must also be at least 6'1" and weight about 195. Must also display a attack mode mental ability and show no sign of defeat if he gives up a HR. Goals must be, verbal commitment to a major D-1 school as a Freshmen and pass on this school to go directly to the pro's.

rough crowd

He also has to be a LEFTY!!!

And with a cute mom!

(I'm going to delete this later, just want to see if anyone gets a chuckle out of it temporarily.)

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Originally posted by Midlo Dad:
And with a cute mom!

(I'm going to delete this later, just want to see if anyone gets a chuckle out of it temporarily.)

HA...I LOL'd on this one...seriously, the Drillers have a nice squad. My son's team played them this past weekend.

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Originally posted by Midlo Dad:
And with a cute mom!

(I'm going to delete this later, just want to see if anyone gets a chuckle out of it temporarily.)

LMAO

I forgot that might happen. Now I can't really delete it.

Hope no one on our team takes offense!

(Honest, folks, just kidding around!)

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forgot that might happen. Now I can't really delete it.

Hope no one on our team takes offense!

(Honest, folks, just kidding around!)

I thought it was pretty funny.

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And with a cute mom!

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And with a cute mom!

(I'm going to delete this later, just want to see if anyone gets a chuckle out of it temporarily.)

I really must take offense to this post. Pitchers aren't the only players with cute moms ya know.

And '43, don't bother replying: "how would you know".

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I really must take offense to this post. Pitchers aren't the only players with cute moms ya know.

Said the pitcher's dad!

Still, very true. But the need for non pitchers is so much less, the offensive players' moms have to be way hotter to compensate.

Maybe the post should be re-titled:

"Looking for players with cute moms"

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Still, very true. But the need for non pitchers is so much less, the offensive players' moms have to be way hotter to compensate.

So just to be clear, you are saying the scale should run thusly:?

1B --> hottest mom
3B --> next to hottest mom
RF --> next next to hottest mom
until....

Now what if a coach gets really lucky and finds a pitcher with the cutest mom? No where to go but down from there.

My advice is, don't try to get lucky in this context. It's a good way to end up on section front.

What would be even better, is if you "men" could actually come up with some cute coaches.
Maybe the answer is,
I will only let my kid play for a coach that looks good in his uniform. Not the old dude with the shorts and the tee-shirt!

But, thanks Midlo for the funny. If only Grasscutter could remember what a "hot" momma looks like.

And also, a coach that looks good with his hat off!
Can you say, "only good looking coach, with hair, need apply"?

Got one right here. And hair.

1943,

We are everything you described, just ask us.

LOL this posting is refereshing to read, really something different. But I must say "43 what is the matter with the Bald guy"? I may have a little beer belly, but I do carry the bald look pretty good!!!! LOL

There were a few players I tried to recruit but didn't get.

Maybe if I got in better shape?

Don't know. You're not bald are you? According to '43, that might have done you in.

Are you kidding, I got hair coming out my ears!

Oh wait ... that might not be considered a good thing, huh?

Just want to clear one thing up here... Our team already has lotsa HOT Moms ! Glad everyone was able to have some fun, but can you find me a pitcher or two ?

No, but will you play up? I want to play you guys now.

How about tomorrow @ 5:30 pm @ Kellam High School ? We can play till dark !

Sorry, the vans leave for Charlottesville at 5 p.m.

Feel free to post pictures, though.

Funny funny funny
Cracking me up at 6:30 in the morning