Marriage Humor #6

Bear1,000+ posts

Marriage Humour

Wife: 'What are you doing?'

Husband: Nothing.

Wife: 'Nothing ...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for anhour.'

Husband: 'I was looking for the expiration date.'

And then the yelling started.

8/5/129:56 AM

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coach270910,000+ posts

My wife asked me to load the dishwasher. So I poured her some shots and told her to start drinking. And that’s how the fight started.

4/20/1311:44 PM

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13LHPdad1,000+ posts

My wife is a baseball nut. Once at my son's 12U tourney, I peeked out the Hotel room curtain and said "ahh man, it's raining". My wife panicked, ran over to look for herself, only to see sunny Florida. Hahahahaha

My son still jokes about that to this day.

11/16/133:03 PM

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