****UPDATE****
Heeding the good advice of the ladies on this website, I decided to forgo the riding lawnmower and went for one of those "blue boxes" (it really was blue
).
Adding to the romantic theme, a new updated version of "Mystery Date" was also delivered via Santa to Mrs. JBB and her daughters.
(I think she was looking for a "mystery" date after I showed her the lawnmower post, but I feel sorry for her having to push that old mower around the yard for another year. YIKES!
).