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You helped put their website together
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Nice touch you put in there at the bottom...
CODE OF CONDUCTThese are the terms of use that every member using interactive areas of this site agrees to adhere to...if you choose to disobey any of them you'll be sent to your room without dinner. These interactive areas would include chat rooms, message boards, and other interactive areas such as multimedia, contests, and our very popular
"Don't Be Mild- Get Wild! Slapshot Your Boss Silly!" feature. It's a darn hoot!
Attempting to communicate, by whatever method, in a chat room or on message boards is different from face-to-face communication...trust me, I know! Only your peculiar choice of words or word fragments are seen, and not your hilarious facial expressions. And your tone of voice, unheard thankfully, is anybody's guess. So please pay careful attention to how you use your words. You should know that I've got soap...lots and lots of soap and I'm not bashful about washing out your mouth!
CAUTION!: INTENTIONAL MISUSE OF WORDS BY DELIBERATELY NOT CONCENTRATING AND/OR NOT THINKING AND THEN INHALING THEM AND THEN SUDDENLY EXHALING THEM
WILLY NILLY MAY BE HARMFUL...REALLY HARMFUL. SO KNOCK IT OFF!
Remember that the words you enter in a burst of passion, indignant anger, or mere mindless banter will be there for you and everyone else to see and seethe long after those intense feelings have passed. Even your lame thoughts that somehow managed to command your single digit to type and convey them electronically from the keyboard to the monitor will forever be filed and shelved for both viewing and sympathetic head nodding and/or perplexed head scratching...not to mention the embarrassment that will be heaped upon your
not-so-understanding and not-so-appreciative family. This reminder is not meant to discourage spontaneity, but just a somewhat friendly warning of the long-term existence and effects of what you choose to post.
You may, from time to time, or let's be honest-always, find yourself in disagreement with someone in particular's opinion. At times like these, please keep in mind it is safer and more polite to take issue with these comments rather than the person. Ha!
By using our service, you agree that you will not post or scrawl any of the following material in chat rooms, bulletin boards, other forums, or especially on the salt encrusted vehicles in our parking lot:
Any communication that is intended to harass, belittle, humiliate, threaten or cause embarrassment to a fellow member...unless, of course, it is just too, too, funny.
Material that contains vulgar, obscene, or indecent language or images. Yuck!
Any communication that contains Spam© (multiple pieces of chopped pork shoulder meat with ham meat added, salt, water, sugar, and sodium nitrite sprinkled in solely as a health concern).
Material that defames those who are not famous, abuses parking privileges, or makes fun of others who threaten to hold their breath until they get what they want.
Statements that are bigoted, hateful or racially offensive. No room for any of that!
Material that advocates illegal activity or discusses illegal activities with the intent to commit them. Hmmm? Like what may I ask?
Unauthorized copyrighted material. Can you spell playjerezm...no...plagurizzum...dang...copying others?
Advertising or any form of commercial solicitation...unless it is very, very subtle (one eight hundred kars 4 koots).
Material that impedes or otherwise prohibits communication. For example: a mouthful of peanut brittle.
Disrupts the discussion including, without limitation, using fan names (i.e.Hunter©, Casblanca©, etc.) in topical boards that are offensive to the topic, the team, the sport and/or its myriad of ceiling fans and genuine manufacturers' accessories.
Repeatedly posting off-topic messages in a topical message board...uh...is a pass on this one a possibility? Pretty please?
Statements or postings that violate the above terms will be deleted, triple wrapped, and then sent to Yucca Mtn. without delay for proper long term storage (Note: shipping, handling, and storage fees will apply).
While we may attempt to notify you if we move, delete, or totally make fun of a post, we are under no obligation to do so.
Depending on the nature of the violation, we may, at our sole discretion, terminate a customer's account...regardless if you're holding your breath or not!
