Tho he isn't in the minors now, one of my favorites from last year is a crafty little Dodger infielder named (Chin-lung) HU ... hubby and I were joking the other day while listening to the game on the radio ... after he stole 3rd ... 'Hu's on third?' and of course it got to be pretty silly.
Also, though not quite the "clever minor league moniker" material, I do believe that the Diamondbacks may be the only MLB team with 3 pitchers who should really be with the Rangers ...
DALLAS Buck,
HOUSTON Summers, and
AUSTIN Shappi ...