Mom's Right! Underwear IS important!!

Always wear clean underwear in public,
especially when working under your vehicle...
From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to go ahead and do the shopping while he fixed their car in the parking lot.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near their car. On closer inspection, she saw her husband's legs protruding from
under the chassis. Although he was in shorts, his lack of underwear turned private parts into glaringly public ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.

When she stood back up, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

The mechanic, well, he had to have three stitches in his forehead.