New one...at least to me.

Jimmy031,000+ posts

I was working a game this past week-end with an umpire known to be a very devout Christian.

Coach: Say, Dave, have you found Jesus?

Dave: Yes, Skip, I have.

Coach: Well, that's good, cuz you haven't found the f#$%ing strike zone all day.

3/15/119:18 PM

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coach270910,000+ posts

That's pretty funny.

3/15/119:32 PM

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T-town10+ posts

I have a classic one too..... visiting coach talks pregame with the plate ump and mentions one of our players is known to 'crowd the plate'. Sure enough, during the game said player gets plunked and is awarded 1st. Coach comes out to argue and gets tossed.
Game continues with said coach milling around on a raised area behind visiting dugout. He is flashing signs to his assistant and after some time the fans start yelling about this.
Plate ump stops play and says to him "You have to leave"... coach replys.."Where do you want me to go?"... Ump says.."Someplace where I can't see ya"...coach yells..... "How about home plate?!"

Classic....

3/16/116:22 AM

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