
First fan to attack an opposing coach or wife of a player gets a free night in jail and three squares a day.

Is it me or is it more than ironic that the ballparks nickname is "The Cell"?
Take it easy Sox fans, it's a little thing called a joke, in fact, there are people like that in here in Houston believe it or not..... but they usually stay locked up in the county jail.

Go Astros!