Go ahead and post a goofy one here (who wants to read a serious one?)
I'll start with,
I won't complain about K-State football and how they got ripped off any more, I will quit eating sunflower seeds I find under the floor mat of the car (I don't see why that bothers my wife).
Your turn.
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Beautiful. Now if I can just get my kids to commit to the same! Thanks for the laugh.