Night Owls

I'm working!

Aint it FUN!!!

At least I'm not driving!

(You look really tired ... or something ...)

Quit hogin all that OVERTIME!

PG,

It's now about 1:00 my time. I've been a night-owl since age 15. I don't know why, but I just cannot fall asleep until 2:00 AM or so. I've stopped trying.

It's the only time of day I have to myself. My three kids and wife are all snug in their beds, and here I am talking to my friends!

I've trained my own kids to go to bed early..before 10 P.M. Even my LHP-son, who will be 17 next month, follows a tight bedtime schedule. And that's good, because some of these posters can really keep you awake at night! (By the way, sometimes it can be interesting waking up the next day and seeing 14 replies to your last post.)

Bum,

This might set a record for the latest (or is it earliest?) discussion on the HSBBW. I'm still about a half hour from home. Starting to think we might make it!

Sure will make quite a story if we don't!

Doubt there will be any 8 am posts coming from here this morning.

Anyway, good night to you and you too Julie.

HSBBW - Open 24 hours a day!

Geez, everybody.
I have to be up this time of night.
But you people need to go to bed.
EH

Isn't it illegal in Iowa to post and drive? You'd better watch out for police check points out their hidden next to the cornfields looking for people feeding their addiction to the HSBBW by posting at early-morning hours while riding in a car. I hear the punishment in Iowa is the extraction of your wireless card from the computer by the judge. Be Careful!!!

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Isn't it illegal in Iowa to post and drive?

If you haven't driven in Iowa you wouldn't understand there is nothing to hit between "here and there" as a result multi-tasking is allowed.

rz1

Ah come on.

What do you mean there is nothing to hit - the majority of our deer population haunts the highways.

I do thank you though. Most folks don't even acknowledge we have a "here" or a "there" in Iowa.

AParent,
You know how to hit a guy when he's down . A deer hit me and totaled my 93 Caddy with 80k miles on it on Xmas eve. No one was hurt but we were lucky because my wife was behind us in her Escort.

They should outlaw those new cars that are easier to handle, cheaper, but not near as safe .

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Originally posted by rz1:

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Isn't it illegal in Iowa to post and drive?

If you haven't driven in Iowa you wouldn't understand there is nothing to hit between "here and there" as a result multi-tasking is allowed.

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I read recently that the only thing between Des Moines and the North Pole is a barbed wire fence...


Gentlemen... lights out!


cadDAD

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They claim the next record buck will come from Iowa!

I hope that happens before I crash into him some night.

You want some good Iowa jokes, talk to someone from Minnesota!

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Someone once said that the best thing to ever leave the State of Iowa.....

Was I-35



cadDAD

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How 'bout the one about the Iowa Coyote...

He was so stupid, he bit off three legs and was still stuck in the bear trap.



cadDAD


Fell free to jump in here Woody... the water's great.

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Good morning, everyone!

It could be a myth but they say that Iowa only has artificial turf fields so the cheerleaders don't graze at halftime.

We luv em anyways in WI, whats our other Southern option Illinois?

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You want some good Iowa jokes, talk to someone from Minnesota!

My dad was originally from Iowa so you won't catch me telling those jokes, but PUH-LEEEZ, don't get my father-in-law started!

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Iowa'll be getting up soon to feed "the whatevers"... and there'll be He)) to pay for this thread.


The two girls from Indianola sitting out on the front porch one night gazing at the moon.... one looks up and says, "which do you think is further away... the moon or Ft. Lauderdale?"

The second girl responds..."Well, hello... can you see Ft. Lauderdale?"


And to think my little sister went to school in Ames...


cadDAD

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AcademyDad,

You are a real RIOT!!!!!!

Is this IOWA?
NO... This is HEAVEN!

Rz,

Be careful next time you cross the border.

Do you own one of those wedges of cheese I see people from Wisconsin wearing on their head.

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Rz,

Be careful next time you cross the border.

Do you own one of those wedges of cheese I see people from Wisconsin wearing on their head. Big Grin

Of coarse, everyone does, but we only wear it with our good clothes. We also have closets full of camo, our belts are longer than most, we can breakdown and rebuild a shotgun in 30 min, hunt snipes, make animal figures from a tree stumps using a chainsaw, and have more insulated boots than tennis shoes. We're just plain folk with a poor taste in fashion. The only difference between us and our good neighbors to the South is we don't go to family reunions looking for a date.

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The only difference between us and our good neighbors to the South is we don't go to family reunions looking for a date.

WHOA THERE rz1...
...that is only in West Virginia--and they are not in the south.