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"They don't make Aleve big enough for how I'm feeling this morning."
Size doesn't matter
papi...haven't you learned that by now?
It's all about quality...and in this case quantity. Make sure you take enough of those little buggers to do the trick.
By the way...these fell out of your medicine cabinet...I swear all I was looking for was a cotton ball. Why?
Because. I'm not quite sure what the writing on the package says. I think it's something like "
Relax. Get in touch with your feminine side".
Regardless of what they're trying to pitch, just be careful...
ALEVE© (Naproxen) may cause side effects. Tell me if any of these symptoms are severe, do not go away, or if you find them kind of pleasant:
•constipation
•diarrhea
•gas
•sores in mouth
•excessive thirst
•headache
•dizziness
•lightheadedness
•drowsiness
•difficulty in throwing a fastball and/or keeping it over the plate.
•burning or tingling in the arms or legs
•cold symptoms like froastbite or hypothermia
•ringing in the ears
•hearing problems
Seems like alot to put up with just to throw BP. Instead of
Aleve© try a sleeve. Of these...
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