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Parents Rebel Against Health Crazed Concession Stands ( renuters news)

Parents of Niagara Falls attending Little League Baseball Games have been fighting against The Concession Vendors desire to switch to more healthier foods.

Pressure by several parents has made the old ball park standards of Vendors serving hot dogs, hamburgers and french fries, cokes and coffee. They now serve Tofo burgers, carrot sticks, rice cakes and bottle water

Mellisa Jones said , "Something had to be done."
"We sold prefered seating behind home plate, but 1/2 the parents are so overweight they cant even fit into the seats they purchased." "Plus 1/2 the parents spend the games hyped up on coke and coffee and stuffing their face with french fries and hamburgers, and they wonder why they look like a before or a way before picture."

Some parents welcome the new food choices, commenting they are much more healthier and the kids think the rice cakes make great fisbees.
Coaches were a bit upset over the new tradition of tossing rice cake fisbees on the field after each home run during T-Ball Games.

Several parents have protested the new food choices by smuggling in tinkies and cheese doodles.
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but 1/2 the parents are so overweight they cant even fit into the seats they purchased


It's a joke, but the above quote is pretty accurate. I've been to a lot of cross country, track and tennis events. Amazing to compare the fit parents at a CC meet with the fat, beer guzzling ones at baseball games.

Clearly, baseball doesnt teach life-long fitness.

Are baseball coaches ever skinny?
When I posed the question, I was 100% sure it was the three stooges.

Then when I saw the answers, they all looked correct to me, so I looked it up. They are all right! It was a burlesque skit, originally performed in 1909. It has been performed by many comedians over the years.

Sorry it was not intended to be a trick question.
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