Terminology for the Golfer
A little bit fat but otherwise perfect .......Kate Winslett
Looked straight, but it wasn't ................Rock Hudson
Needed one more revolution ..................Cuban
A big bender that lips the rim ................Elkton John
Two shots in the bunker ......................Adolph Hitler
From one bunker straight into another ....Saddam Hussein
Ugly and in the sand ..........................Yasser Arafat
An impossible read .............................Salman Rushdie
Didn't make it over the water ...............Glen Miller
Over-clubbed ....................................Rodney King
Got away with it ...............................OJ Simpson
Should have taken the driver ..............Princess Grace
Shouldn't have taken the driver ..........Princess Di
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Gradually fading ...............................Michael Jackson
Looks like an easy hole but all is ...........Ladyboy
not what it seams
Safe but didn't really feel good ............Condom
A BIG top .........................................Circus Tent
Looks great, but unlikely to ..................Anna Kournikova
get a result
Shaves both sides of the hole ...............Brazilian
Too far to the right, out of play .............Jeb Bush
To far left, clueless on how to get .........Nancy Pelosi
home from there
An expensive hole ...............................Paris Hilton
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