Ask and ye shall receive CPLZ:
http://www.angelfire.com/nj3/weirdcrap/poop.html*** goblins
*** kabobs
*** monkeys
black banana
blind eels
boulder
chocolate channel chewie
colon cannonballs
corn eyed butt snake
corn massacre
crapsters
creamy butt nuggets
digested Crayola box
Easter Bunny's present
the fourth teletubby
frightened turtle
hardened fudge nuggets
hell's candy
Indian rug burns
keester cakes
Mississippi mud
monglin cluster ****
mudfat balls
peanut butter poop
potty animals
product of Uranus
sea pickle
sewer serpents
****sicles
space slug
Super **** Man
tangy butt nuts
that ain't chocolate puddin'!
tom cruise missiles
toxic turdeys
turd tunnel tasty
yellow submarine
air out the anus
*** sneezing
bust a ****
christen the comfort station
cook some beans
clean one's colon
cut off a load
drop a chalupa
drop *** goblins
drop some friends off at the lake
empty the manure spreader
take a plane crash - no survivors
talk to a man about a horse
blow mud
booty hole burnout
butt dribblets
butt drool
chocolate explosion
G.I. ****s
human expresso machine
Montezuma's revenge
oohs and ahs
screaming mimis
supersonic sewer sauce
boggy crapper
toilet bowl stew
cattle cookies
chimp chunks
cow farts
dog logs
doggy sausage
elk duds
kagatzka
lawn sausage
**** impaction