"Police clock A's pitcher at 120 mph...."
- WOW! I thought 100 was really, really fast
- That'll certainly buckle your knees.
- "Jugs or stalker?"
- Shouldn't the police be out on the highways instead of at ballgames?
- Adds new meaning to that old joke about "hearing" a strike!
What? You say he was driving?
Oh then, never-mind...
