GotWood4Sale sure knows how to find funny, topical, and sometimes even insidious pics. I am stumped at his graphical prowess!
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Here's a clue...
As you can tell from the picture, me and my skinny legs are fascinated by this camera.
And the price...2 bucks!...the same as two McDonalds Double Cheeseburgers available at any of your participating Chicagoland McDonalds cheeseburger dealers.
And this camera comes equipped with a fixed focus...imagine that! My focus hasn't been fixed for decades...in fact the last time I can remember was in fourth grade in April...that's when National Geographic released that really, really revealing issue. By mid month that copy was so dogeared and it was missing several pages...really good pages!
And here's something that's just almost too hard to believe...as far as I can tell, this camera wasn't made in China!
As you can tell from the picture, me and my skinny legs are fascinated by this camera.
And the price...2 bucks!...the same as two McDonalds Double Cheeseburgers available at any of your participating Chicagoland McDonalds cheeseburger dealers.
And this camera comes equipped with a fixed focus...imagine that! My focus hasn't been fixed for decades...in fact the last time I can remember was in fourth grade in April...that's when National Geographic released that really, really revealing issue. By mid month that copy was so dogeared and it was missing several pages...really good pages!
And here's something that's just almost too hard to believe...as far as I can tell, this camera wasn't made in China!
So THAT's where the brownies come from!
As far as the pics, I think he just has a big shoe box full of family pics like everyone else.
As far as the pics, I think he just has a big shoe box full of family pics like everyone else.
Yup.
quote:Originally posted by Bum:
I am stumped...
Take two of these and call me in the morning.
hmmm ... let's see if we can find something faster acting ...quote:Originally posted by Bum:
I am stumped...
ps ... forget about that callback
Bee, that last post was quite wiley. It just blows me away.
If your wood is as good as your pictures,I'll take 2 cords. 
Coming right up!
You're most welcome!
Hey Gotcha,
Black and white pics simply do not stack up to your level of expertise. Besides, that's the worst lean-to I've ever seen! Where do you put the sleeping bag?
Black and white pics simply do not stack up to your level of expertise. Besides, that's the worst lean-to I've ever seen! Where do you put the sleeping bag?
Hey ya' Bum,
Here's your two cords of firewood in full color!
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And my friend...you've seen way too many lean-tos! Oh, the sleeping bag goes in the stuff bag.
Here's your two cords of firewood in full color!
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And my friend...you've seen way too many lean-tos! Oh, the sleeping bag goes in the stuff bag.
Woody could you post this picture. It's so funny. EH
http://64.4.17.250/cgi-bin/getmsg/Jedi%2dSquirell%2ejpg...fecf5577dffdae3a0a84
http://64.4.17.250/cgi-bin/getmsg/Jedi%2dSquirell%2ejpg...fecf5577dffdae3a0a84
Is this the one EH? It was taken in George Lucas' back yard.
These guys are on nuts!
These guys are on nuts!
GotW,
That is the dang funniest picture you have ever posted. I can't top that one if I tried. You win, squirrel master!
That is the dang funniest picture you have ever posted. I can't top that one if I tried. You win, squirrel master!
Don't thank me Bum...thank EH...he is the one that had it squirreled away...he just needed some help getting it out of the photo album.
Iran's spying squirrels? Posted: Friday, July 20, 2007 3:07 PM
Categories: Tehran, Iran
By Ali Arouzi, NBC News Producer
You can tell that Iran is feeling a little beleaguered these days when there are reports that Tehran may be under attack from rodents!
That is what the official Islamic Republic News Agency reported this week, that police had, ahem, "arrested" 14 squirrels on charges of espionage.
The rodents were found near the Iranian border, allegedly equipped with eavesdropping devices, according to IRNA.
When asked to confirm the story, Esmaeel Ahmadi Moghadam, the national police chief, said, "I have heard about it, but I do not have precise information." He declined to give any more details.
IRNA said that the squirrels were discovered by intelligence services – but were captured by police officers several weeks ago.
'Are you serious?'
The reaction to the report on Tehran’s streets was varied – from disbelief to assigning guilt for the alleged infraction.
"No, I had not heard about this, but it does not surprise me, foreign countries are always meddling in Iran," said Hassan Mohmmadi, a fast-food vendor.
Mohammadi asked me if I knew where the squirrels were from, and I told him that I didn’t know. Then he came to his own conclusions. "I bet they were British squirrels, they are the most cunning," he replied.
Meantime, an independent journalist, Sepher Sopli, was not surprised by the idea that another country would spy on Iran, so much as he was dumbfounded by their methods.
"I read this story in the papers and though it was very bizarre; what struck me as odd was that in this age of modern technology, people were relying on squirrels to do their spying," Sopli said.
But, the report was still strange enough to surprise. "That's very funny, but you’re not serious are you?" said Soraya Jafari, a student in Tehran.
I knew those little buggers were training for something.
EH
Categories: Tehran, Iran
By Ali Arouzi, NBC News Producer
You can tell that Iran is feeling a little beleaguered these days when there are reports that Tehran may be under attack from rodents!
That is what the official Islamic Republic News Agency reported this week, that police had, ahem, "arrested" 14 squirrels on charges of espionage.
The rodents were found near the Iranian border, allegedly equipped with eavesdropping devices, according to IRNA.
When asked to confirm the story, Esmaeel Ahmadi Moghadam, the national police chief, said, "I have heard about it, but I do not have precise information." He declined to give any more details.
IRNA said that the squirrels were discovered by intelligence services – but were captured by police officers several weeks ago.
'Are you serious?'
The reaction to the report on Tehran’s streets was varied – from disbelief to assigning guilt for the alleged infraction.
"No, I had not heard about this, but it does not surprise me, foreign countries are always meddling in Iran," said Hassan Mohmmadi, a fast-food vendor.
Mohammadi asked me if I knew where the squirrels were from, and I told him that I didn’t know. Then he came to his own conclusions. "I bet they were British squirrels, they are the most cunning," he replied.
Meantime, an independent journalist, Sepher Sopli, was not surprised by the idea that another country would spy on Iran, so much as he was dumbfounded by their methods.
"I read this story in the papers and though it was very bizarre; what struck me as odd was that in this age of modern technology, people were relying on squirrels to do their spying," Sopli said.
But, the report was still strange enough to surprise. "That's very funny, but you’re not serious are you?" said Soraya Jafari, a student in Tehran.
I knew those little buggers were training for something.
EH
It wasn't that they were spying that got them into trouble...it was what they were wearing...a two piece burqa doesn't cut it in modern day Iran!
And I do believe that one of our more notable HSBBW contributors may be privy to more of this story than we can even imagine...
quote:Originally posted by gotwood4sale:quote:Originally posted by Bum:
I am stumped...
Take two of these and call me in the morning.
Woody, had you posted this in another thread I'd be worried.
I know where he gets his pictures.
That little spy and his camera...or is it really a camera?
I have to nominate the dominatrix squirrel in the itsy bitsy teeny weeny polka dot bikini as absolutely the funniest and best you have posted, Woody. My dogs are sitting here staring at me because I was laughing so hard ... oh my that is tooooo funny. (And I think it confirms my vote that you do indeed get your graphics from the Democratic National Headquarters ... )
This Ram/Hokie/Captain is truly truly impressed.
GotWood has a photographic memory, no?
P.S. I've posted one photo on here in all my years, and CV Sting had to talk me through it.
GotWood has a photographic memory, no?
P.S. I've posted one photo on here in all my years, and CV Sting had to talk me through it.
In addition to his artistic talents, Wood has also been an inspiration to musicians.
My inspiration...
And, of course, I do own a copy of this album.
Yup...just the two of us...we were close!
And, of course, I do own a copy of this album.
Yup...just the two of us...we were close!
OHMIGOD!!!!!!!!!!
NOW, THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! The video quality is not great, but it "cuts to the chase."
http://www.wimp.com/largestchainsaw/
http://www.wimp.com/largestchainsaw/
Now that's a power saw!
"Stand back...Lily pads* for everyone!"
*LILY PAD: A thin slice of wood, sometimes taken off the stump and used to cover the saw if it's to be left out.
And Eddie G....how's this for loggers in drag?
"Stand back...Lily pads* for everyone!"
*LILY PAD: A thin slice of wood, sometimes taken off the stump and used to cover the saw if it's to be left out.
And Eddie G....how's this for loggers in drag?
I gotta story, but as woody knows....its PG13
Yeah...I wouldn't be able to get in to see it!
After a few of these, loggers and moose, dressed in drag, may all start making sense.
After a few of those you start singing.
You got a friend in me.
Yoouu gotta friend in me.
EH
You got a friend in me.
Yoouu gotta friend in me.
EH
By the way the moose is not dressed in drag,
He's just
Flamboyant.
He's just
Flamboyant.
Flamboyant and hitting the expectorant bottle a little too hard!
