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Q: Why don't Clemson grads use 911 in an emergency?
A: Because they can't find "eleven" on the phone dial.
Q: How do you compliment a Clemson fan?
A: Nice tooth.
Q: Why don't you see many Clemson Pharmacists?
A: They can't figure out how to put the medicine bottles in the printer!
Q: What is the difference between a Clemson cheerleader and a catfish?
A: One has whiskers and smells; the other is a fish.
Q: How do you keep a Clemson girl from biting her nails?
A: Make her wear shoes.
Q: How do you break a Clemson guy's finger?
A: Punch him in the nose.
Q: What kind of jokes do they tell in Poland?
A: Clemson Jokes!
A Georgia, Florida and Clemson student were all having lunch together on a bridge outside Clemson. The Georgia student opens his lunch box and says, "A hotdog again! If I have to eat one more hotdog I'm going to jump off this bridge!"
The Florida student then opens his lunch box and exclaims, "Salad again! If I have to eat salad one more time I'm going to jump too!"
Lastly the Clemson student opens his lunchbox and complains, "Peanut butter and jelly! If I get peanut butter and jelly one more time I'm going to end it all too!"
The next day the Georgia student finds another hotdog and jumps... the Florida student got salad again and threw himself off the bridge too... finally the Clemson student finds peanut butter and jelly again and jumps to his demise as well.
Later when the three mothers were grieving the Georgia mother cries, "If I had only known he didn't like hotdogs," and the Florida mother cried, "I thought salad was good for him." The Clemson mother then exclaimed, "I don't understand... he fixed his own lunch every day!"
...not enough? Here are
31 pages of Klempson jokes!
...All in fun!!
TPM - Biggest game of the year this weekend... Best of luck!
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