A **** is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.
A **** can be quiet,
A **** can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud.
A **** can be short,
Or a **** can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song....
A **** can create
A most curious melody,
A **** can be harmless,
Or silent but deadly.
A **** might not smell,
While others are vile,
A **** may pass quickly,
Or linger a while....
A **** can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.
From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A **** will find all of
Us sooner or later.
But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true,
We must never forget....
Sweet old farts like you!
KIND OF BRINGS A TEAR TO YOUR EYE, DOESN'T IT?
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