I was talking with a fellow HSBBWEBster from Ohio a while back. He stated that he could not believe the heated banter between SOX and CUB fans on the Illinois site. Given this banter, my friend was under the impression that SOX and CUB fans loath each other and have little tolerance of the others team, a real malevolence. I reassured the Buckeye that the sparing between soxnole, FastballDad, denisr400, BeenthereIL, Tuzigoot, indians08, 2bagger, nc42dad, itsrosy, and gw4s was all in good fun and that nothing was meant by it.
It reminds me of the time we were all on a fishing trip together. It was back several years ago while the Pope was visiting the US……
On a tour of Florida, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the coast for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach in the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just off shore.
A helpless man, wearing a Chicago Cubs jersey, was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark. As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up with three men wearing Chicago White Sox jerseys aboard. One quickly fired a harpoon into the shark's side. The other two reached out and pulled the bleeding, semi-conscious Cubs fan from the water. Then using (autographed by Paul Konerko himself) baseball bats, the three heroes in Sox jerseys beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat.
Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions," he told them. "I heard that there was some bitter hatred between White Sox and Cub fans, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not the truth."
As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies "Who was that?"
"It was the Pope," one replied. "He is in direct contact with God and has access to all of God's wisdom."
"Well," the harpooner said, "he may have access to God's wisdom, but he doesn't know squat about shark fishing.... how's the bait holding up?"
GO SOX!
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