Ok. It is me. Carl Tex. I am a very large man, this is well known. I also am feeling very festive and musical today, as beisbol season is almost here. I will start for you by singing my favorite beisbol song , and please, to sing along. (Ahem).
Tomar yo fuero hasta la ballgame, tomar yo fuero hasta la crowd. Compra yo peanuts y Cracker Jack, Yo hacer no cuidado si yo siempre consign atras, So yo celebrar para la home team, si ellos hacer no ganar lo es malo…., For es uno, dos, tres strikes usted eres fuera, en la Viejo bola juego!
Ahhhhh…. That was good. Very good. Muy bueno. You are all with very **** voices. I will now sing for you, for a very special treat, from my greatest hits album. This one is called “Taco Cabana”. Here we go Senors and Senoritas….
“His name was Paco. He cook the taco. He put salsa everywhere and wear a net over his hair. He make burrito. Not so poquito. And when he cook the meat with beer, Everyone would stand and cheer. Although the flame is hot, under the chili pot. Have yourself a root-beer slushie, who could ask for more?
At the Taco, Taco Cabana. For dessert get chocolate-covered banana. At the Taco, Taco Cabana. The hot sauce and chilies give your stomach the willies.. At the Taco…
Her name Consuelo. She making Jello. At food processing factory, where she work from 9 to 3. At lunch time Paco, make her a taco. And when she comes around tonight, Paco run away with fright. For she is very large, with rear-end big as barge, And a whistle when she speaks, from her missing two front teeth.
At the Taco, Taco Cabana. I eat there whenever I can-a. At the Taco, Taco Cabana. Try the burritos and beef enchiridos.. At the Taco….
Her name Consuelo. Her feet they smell-o. Even after thirty year, She sometimes still eats here. She never marry. Her legs are hairy. Wearing same clothes as before, now they stretch a little more. Now sit down Carl Tex, The seat frame start to flex. Then Consuelo catches eye, and big, fat sparks begin to fly.
At the Taco, Taco Cabana. The best tacos this side of Montana. At the Taco, Taco Cabana.. Kick up your feetso and try the chorizo.. At the Taco….”
Bueno!!! Gracias Senors and Senoritas.
Adios for now. The Senor.