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>1 Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
>2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
>3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
>4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
>5 You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that
>says: "How's my driving-call 1-800-"
>6 Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting-practice.
>7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space."
>8. You can't believe they don't make! a tampon bigger than Super Plus.
>9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
>10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
Doctor? I knocked mine's head off with a baseball bat years ago (see #6). Guess I should have taken some of those happy pills he offered...