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A guy from Illinois dies and is sent to Hell. He had been a horrible man his entire life. The devil puts him to work breaking up rocks with a sledge hammer.

To make it worse, he cranks up the temperature and the humidity. After a couple of days, the devil checks in on his victim to see if he is suffering adequately.

The devil is aghast as the Illinoisan is happily swinging his hammer and whistling a happy tune.

The devil walks up to him and says, "I don't understand this. I've turned the heat way up, it's humid, you're crushing rocks; why are you so happy?"

The man, with a big smile, looks at the devil and replies, "This is great! It reminds me of August in Illinois . Hot, humid, a good place to work. It reminds me of home. This is fantastic!"

The devil extremely perplexed, walks away to ponder the man's remarks. Then he decides to drop the temperature, send down a driving rain and torrential wind.

Soon, he is a wet, muddy mess. Walking in mud up to his knees with dust blowing into his eyes, the man is happily slogging through the mud pushing a wheelbarrow full of crushed rocks. Again, the devil asks how he can be happy in such conditions.

The man replies, "This is great! Just like April in Illinois . It reminds me of working out in the yard with spring planting!"

The devil is now completely baffled but more determined to make him suffer. He makes the temperature plummet. Suddenly he is blanketed in snow and ice. Confident that this will surely make him unhappy, the devil checks in on him.

He is again aghast at what he sees. The man is dancing, singing, and twirling his sledgehammer as he cavorts in glee. "How can you be so happy? Don't you know it's 40 below zero!?" screams the devil.

Jumping up and down, he throws a snowball at the devil and yells, "Hell's frozen over! This means the Cubs won the World Series!"
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The Cubs winning would be a nice draw for baseball. However, Cardinals fan and so, everyday the first thing I check is to see how the Cubs did. Then I know if we lost or gained ground.

Daughter is a lot better and getting stonger. She still carries a place on her leg at the site of the bite but that's going to be healed soon. She will be trying out for two 16U teams this week. I don't know if she's really ready for all of that yet but she doesn't have a choice. She can still play 14U ball with the team she's always played on and so, if she makes one of the 16U teams then great and if it doesn't = great. Thanks for asking. How about your daughters?
CoachB25,

Thanks for asking! My daughters are doing well...But they are not happy that school is about to start! Molly's team stays together at 14U but will play a 16U schedule. Kelly's team was not real fun this year and so we are leaving it. She was invited to play for all 3 teams that she tried out for, and selected the team which includes some of her old teammates. They, too, left. It really wasn't a very positive experience for anyone. I'm actually excited for them to start playing again! (The season starts Sept. 9.) Maybe we will get to meet!
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