> A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day,
> only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a
> vacuum cleaner. 'Good mornin g,' said the young man.
> If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would
> like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum
> cleaners.'
>
> 'Go away!' said the old lady. 'I'm broke
> and haven't got any money!' and she proceeded to
> close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his
> foot in the door and pushed it wide open. 'Don't be
> too hasty!' he said. 'Not until you have at least
> seen my demonstration.' And with that, he emptied a
> bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.
>
> 'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of
> this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally
> eat the remainder.' The old lady stepped back and said,
> 'Well, then, let me get you a fork, 'cause they cut off my
> electricity this morning.'*
>
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