this ever happen to you?

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A woman in her fifties is at home, unclothed, happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.

Her husband watches her for a while and asks, 'Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with
you?'

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, 'I don't care what you think. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says that not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18 year-old!'

The husband replies, 'What did he say about your 55-year old ***?'

'Your name never came up,' she replied

8/10/085:05 AM

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LHPDAD500+ posts

8/10/089:01 AM

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gotwood4sale10,000+ posts

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"Now dear...that is just mean...and wrong!"

"This report here clearly states that I am indeed NOT an ***!

I am clearly a Secretary and a General...not an ***!

I even have a gargantuan bottle of water worthy of my title.

Now quit your jumping...you're making me uneasy."

8/10/0811:16 AM

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