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Don't know if you've seen this one or not, but I thought it was good. I can't identify, but I can imagine. BTW, Happy Valentines Day to all you Mom's. clap

To All Moms:

Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you’ve had a baby . . somebody doesn’t know that once you’re a mother, normal is history.

Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct . . .somebody never took a three-year-old shopping.

Somebody said being a mother is boring . . . somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver’s permit.

Somebody said if you’re a “good” mother, your child will “turn out good”... somebody thinks a child comes with directions and a guarantee.

Somebody said “good” mothers never raise their voices . . .somebody never came out the back door just in time to see her child hit a golf ball through the neighbor’s kitchen window.

Somebody said you don’t need an education to be a mother . . . somebody never helped a fourth grader with his math.

Somebody said you can’t love the fifth child as much as you love the first. . . somebody doesn’t have five children.

Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing questions in the books . . somebody never had a child stuff beans up his nose or in his ears.

Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery...somebody never watched her “baby” get on the bus for the first day of kindergarten . . or on a plane headed for military “boot camp”.

Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed and one hand tied behind her back . somebody never organized seven giggling Brownies to sell cookies.

Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married...somebody doesn’t know that marriage adds a new son or daughter-in-law to a mother’s heartstrings.

Somebody said a mother’s job is done when her last child leaves home...somebody never had grandchildren.

Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don’t need to tell her . . . somebody isn’t a mother.
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You are the best Frank...
Is your son as nice as you?? Wink

Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you’ve had a baby

My OB-GYN made me laugh 20 years ago when he was going over my "checklist" regarding what I could do and couldn't do...Next to *** (weeks) he put the number 4 and said:
"Chill, this is a Black Pilot precise extra fine point rolling ball pen. If you choose to put the #1 in front of my #4...no one would be the wiser"

Back to normal in 6 weeks? Ha!

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You can't play it anymore ~ Frank Howard

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