Walked into a bar for an adult beverage

Bear1,000+ posts

I walked into a bar for an adult beverage after one of those long extra inning marathons in 30 degree weather.

Sat down, ordered a draft, where a older gent took the seat next to mine.

After a few moments, he queried: Do you like baseball?

I replied: "I love baseball"

He responds: "Do you know if Jesus was a baseball player, he would be the greatest of all time."

I respond: "Can't disagree with that. I am a huge fan and try and study the Good Book every morning."

After he bought me a round, I queried back:
"You know friend, if Babe Ruth was the Messiah,
there would be hot dogs to eat and beer to drink at every communion."

Go Terps

4/6/071:17 PM

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spizzlepop1,000+ posts

Good one Bear.

4/6/073:36 PM

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20dad1,000+ posts

doesn't that make you think?

4/6/074:07 PM

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catcher091,000+ posts

The Church would be packed and sermons would go on for hours - I have the name picked out - the Church of the Everlasting Pints.

4/6/0710:54 PM

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