TSfan:
You ask... Where do I find the "Smiley's"??
Well I wasn't going to let that go unanswered, so I trekked down to the Harold Washington Public Library in Chicago and rolled up my sleeves, sharpened my trusty Ticonderoga no. 2 pencil, and turned my notepad to the clean sheets. I searched phonebook after phonebook and I compiled the following list for you.
Please note that I didn't list their phone numbers...they may be "Smileys", but something tells me they would not be smiling if I listed their numbers.
Here's the list...
KIMBERLY SMILEY...NEW ALBANY, IN..........Whatever happened to Old Albany?
KIMBERLEY SMILEY...JEFFERSONVILLE, IN..........Monticello it ain't!
KIMBERLEY SMILEY...CLARKSVILLE, IN..........Superman always was fond of this place.
JOSEPH SMILEY...CHATSWORTH, CA..........Now this place is worth talking up!
CHERYL SMILEY...DALEVILLE, IN.........I wonder if Roy ever knew that Dale was hanging around this place?
JAMES SMILEY...LOCUST, NC..........I heard that Joseph Smith retired here...kinda' reminded him of the Great Salt Lake.
CHERYL SMILEY...RIVERSIDE, CA
JAMES SMILEY...HUNTINGTON BEACH, CA
JAMES SMILEY...NEWPORT BEACH, CA
JOLYNTHIA SMILEY...STONE MOUNTAIN, GA
CHARLIE SMILEY...SMYRNA, GA
CRAIG SMILEY...ROSWELL, GA
CHARLIE SMILEY...ROSWELL, GA
CRAIG SMILEY...NORCROSS, GA
CRAIG SMILEY...ACWORTH, GA
CHARLIE SMILEY...ATLANTA, GA
KATHLEEN SMILEY...GRAYSLAKE, IL..........Have you ever studied the anatomy of a lake? Start with this one.
JOHNNY SMILEY...JACKSONVILLE, FL
C. SMILEY...MESA, AZ
CHRISTOPHER SMILEY...SHAKER HEIGHTS, OH.........expected this place to be somewhere along the San Andreas.
CHRISTOPHER SMILEY...HIRAM, OH
CHRISTOPHER SMILEY...RAVENNA, OH
CHRISTOPHER SMILEY...AKRON, OH
BENJAMIN SMILEY...ALBUQUERQUE, NM
JOHNNY SMILEY...TAMPA, FL
DONTRELL SMILEY...DALLAS, TX
COLLEEN SMILEY...WAYNE, PA..........Right next to Newton and just down the road from Fig.
CHRISTOPHER SMILEY...DAYTON, OH
GLORIA SMILEY...DALLAS, TX
EVALYN SMILEY...WHITTIER, CA..........This must be a pun place to live.
JEAN SMILEY...CUMBERLAND, MD..........Do they have a Gap store?
CARL SMILEY...ARLINGTON, TX
CHRISTOPHER SMILEY...NEWARK, NJ..........It's gotta' be tough being a "Smiley" in this place...it's rough!
CHRISTOPHER SMILEY...PATERSON, NJ..........This place too!
FREDERICK SMILEY...BIRMINGHAM, AL
GARY SMILEY...VINELAND, NJ
JOSEPH SMILEY...ATLANTIC CITY, NJ
CYNTHIA SMILEY...PEEKSKILL, NY..........Guess they don't mess around with peeping Toms in this place!
LINDA SMILEY...FLORENCE, SC..........Sister city to Nightingale.
CHRISTINA SMILEY...JANESVILLE, WI......... "Me Tarzanville...you Janesville."
CHARLIE SMILEY...MARIETTA, GA
JOLYNTHIA SMILEY...DULUTH, GA..........Speak up...what? "Tooth Loose?"
BENJAMIN SMILEY...APPLE VALLEY, MN..........Seen any Green Giants picking apples in your valley?
JACKIE SMILEY...MEMPHIS, TN..........BBQ King!
BENJAMIN SMILEY...MINNEAPOLIS, MN..........Where's your twin?
CHARLIE SMILEY...MISSISSIPPI STATE UNIV., MS..........Quit reading this...crack the books!
CHARLIE SMILEY...ATLANTA, GA
DAMON SMILEY...LOUISVILLE, KY
DOLORES SMILEY...SCHENECTADY, NY..........Have always loved the name of this town...dunno' why.
MARLON SMILEY...LOUISVILLE, KY
CHRISTOPHER SMILEY...ITHACA, NY..........This one too!
CHRISTOPHER SMILEY...COLUMBUS, OH
CANDACE SMILEY...MELBOURNE, FL
KATHLEEN SMILEY...JUNCTION CITY, KS..........Well...left or right?
ANGEL SMILEY...MATTAPAN, MA..........Big deal...I met a broiler...a big shiny one.
MARY SMILEY...OLIVE BRANCH, MS..........Peaceful place.
CHARLIE SMILEY...MERIDIAN, MS..........I'll lay it on the line...this is a prime place to live.
CHRISTOPHER SMILEY...DAYTON, OH
LUANN SMILEY...ELK, CA..........Does the Moose know about this place?
JOANNE SMILEY...KAMUELA, HI
KATHRYN SMILEY...PLYMOUTH MEETING, PA..........Who are they meeting anyway...the Oldsmobile owners club members?
BEVERLY SMILEY...SEDRO WOOLLEY, WA..........If Sedro is wooley...then what does that make Pedro...silky?
JAMES SMILEY...CHICOPEE, MA..........Chic-o-pee...meet Chick-fil-A.
JACQUELINE SMILEY...MONTGOMERY, AL
CHARLIE SMILEY...SMYRNA, GA
CHRISTOPHER SMILEY...BROADVIEW HEIGHTS, OH..........And I thought all of the wide open views were all in Montana!
JOANNE SMILEY...KAILUA KONA,HI
BENJAMIN SMILEY...ALBUQUERQUE, NM
LATASHA SMILEY...SEATTLE, WA..........Latte Latasha from where? Oh...Seattle...where else?
DONTRELL SMILEY...DALLAS, TX.........Which way to Southfork Ranch?
CARL SMILEY...ARLINGTON, TX
MARLON SMILEY...LOUISVILLE, KY
CHRISTOPHER SMILEY...RAVENNA, OH
CHRISTOPHER SMILEY...AKRON, OH
COLLEEN SMILEY...BRYN MAWR, PA..........Did Yul Brynner and Joe Mauer collide at the plate? How else do you explain it?
ILENE SMILEY...GREENCASTLE, IN..........Even the Jones next door are green with envy over this place.
COLLEEN SMILEY...COLLEGEVILLE, PA..........Pranksters...a whole town of young pranksters!
BENJAMIN SMILEY...RIO RANCHO, NM
ELIZABETH SMILEY...UNDERWOOD, IA..........I could get used to this place...just lounging around in my skivvies.
KENNETH SMILEY...RANCHO PALOS VERDES, CA
BRANDY SMILEY...SOUTH HILL, VA
CRAIG SMILEY...ROSWELL, GA
CRAIG SMILEY...ALPHARETTA, GA
JOHNNY SMILEY...JACKSONVILLE, FL
KATHLEEN SMILEY...APEX, NC..........Top 'O the mornin' to ya'...all day...everyday.
CHARLIE SMILEY...ATLANTA, GA
ANGELA SMILEY...SAVANNAH, GA
CHRISTOPHER SMILEY...NEWARK, NJ
CHARLIE SMILEY...ALPHARETTA, GA
JOHNNY SMILEY...JACKSONVILLE, FL
CANDACE SMILEY...HIALEAH, FL
CHARLIE SMILEY...RIVERSIDE, AL
CHARLES SMILEY...ENGLEWOOD, CO
ERIC SMILEY...BERNIE, MO..........Spent a whole weekend here awhile back.
CHERYL SMILEY...MILPITAS, CA
DAN SMILEY...PUYALLUP, WA..........You really pack a Puyallup for such a small city!
CORNELL SMILEY...TAMPA, FL
ANDREA SMILEY...PEORIA, AZ..........What if doesn't play here either?
L. SMILEY...MOBILE, AL..........You can really get around here!
JAMES SMILEY...OAKBORO, NC..........I know the Trojan Horse is wooden...but a burro?
CHRIS SMILEY...CASTLE ROCK, WA..........They do alot of jammin' at this ol' place!
FREDERICK SMILEY...BIRMINGHAM, AL..........More ham? Sure you can bring more ham.
KIMBERLY SMILEY...SELMA, AL
CHARLIE SMILEY...CANTON, GA
CLIFFORD SMILEY...NEW SMYRNA, FL
CLIFFORD SMILEY...NEW SMYRNA BEACH, FL
CANDACE SMILEY...PLANTATION, FL
CATHERINE SMILEY...CAPE CORAL, FL
CORNMELL SMILEY...SEFFNER, FL
CORNMELL SMILEY...TAMPA, FL
CAROLE SMILEY...INDIAN TRAIL, NC
KATHERINE SMILEY...IRVINGTON, NJ
GWENDOLYNE SMILEY...MIAMI, FL
ANGELA SMILEY...SAVANNAH, GA
DEANA SMILEY...DECATUR, IL
JIM SMILEY...DECATUR, IL
DAVID SMILEY...DAPHNE, AL
CHRISTOPHER SMILEY...MOBILE, AL
CYNTHIA SMILEY...REGO PARK, NY
DAVID SMILEY...OMAHA, NE
ELIZABETH SMILEY...OMAHA, NE
BENJAMIN SMILEY...SANTA FE, NM
JESSICA SMILEY...TEXHOMA, OK..........What? We built this place right on the line. Ok, Ok. Oklahoma it is.
DONTRELL SMILEY...OKLAHOMA CITY, OK..........Oklahoma City...yeah...it's alright.
JOANNE SMILEY...SCOTTS VALLEY, CA
CHARLIE SMILEY...MERIDIAN, MS
DAMON SMILEY...LOUISVILLE, KY
CHRISTOPHER SMILEY...NORTHFIELD, OH
ANDREA SMILEY...PHOENIX, AZ
KATHERINE SMILEY...IRVINGTON, NJ
CANDACE SMILEY...MIAMI LAKES, FL
Whew...there it is for you...I hope it helps!
That's as an exhaustive list of "Smileys" as you'll ever find...guaranteed!
Omigosh! Is that another corridor full of phonebooks? South Dakota...Oregon...Louisiana...Nevada...Idaho...Delaware....Guam?
Oh there's more...lots more...I'll be back to you later...much later.
Those "Smileys" can really put a frown on your face...