Who Ya Got in XLI?

In a laugher...
...think Red Sox-Cardinals in 04, after the Sox got the Yankees monkey off their back...
...'nuff said.

In a laugher JT...is it being broadcast on Comedy Central?

Peyton's gonna a have a bunch of sore ribs, and not the kind you put BBQ sauce on!

Woody--care to WAGER.

Loser has FIVE DAYS OF SILENCE.

Or how about an avatar bet for five days...
...b/c I know you couldn't go five days without a post..heck, you might even have to TALK to your wife

Nope...the avatar bet is off...technologically way too hard for me to master.

The silence thing? You're on! You're talking about silence...as in 'no posting on the HSBBW'...right JT?

And as far as talking with my wife...that's what sign language is for...I know the rudiments...I can count to one!

Yup--we can look, just not touch. Five days without gotwood...
...can we stand it? I guess this is what he will be doing, instead...

Hmm...what brand of axe is that stuck in the stump?

A Skirmish Axe you say?

I coulda' sworn it was a Battle!

Battle axe?
I got your OLD BATTLE AXE right here...

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Now... now...

I'm sure she's very nice to her mother....


cadDAD

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I've got the Bears by 10. I bet my hair on it haha

Wood-I will try to get you Rex's private email, he will need someone to talk to the next week or so.

I don't think gotwood can answer---at least until Saturday

gw....JT

He better hurry

deldad,

Do you have Rex's private email address? I'd like to have a word with him.

woody ...

We will miss you for the next 5 days. Of course, we have known other posters to come incognito so I guess we had better look for anything that resembles your writing style and sense of humor, or perhaps the karma hiding behind your aura ...

Go Peyton ! ! !

hmmmm. Lets see if "play baseball" makes a couple hundred posts this week.

Hey guys!

What's up? The Bears are...of course!

Did you see Hester run that opening kickoff back? I was so excited I jumped straight up outta' my chair and took my mother-in-law's hanging bookshelf clean off the wall...OUCH!

Fourteen seconds are all that have ticked and we're bustin' those sorry ponies from the Hoosier Haven Ranch. It's looking mighty good for the Chicago Bears! Do we even need to play the rest of the game? Really!

I guess JT wishes he never made that bet with me! Ha! He'll be squirming all week long just itching to post...and he won't be able to. He shouldn't have made that bet...I'm tellin' ya.

I can't wait for that Prince dude to strut his stuff at halftime...hope he knows the Chicago Bear's fight song...by then the only folks left in the stadium will be Bear fans! By the way...when did Prince stop being referred to as a "symbol"?

I gotta' go now...lots of books to reshelve. Wow...look at this one..."Bennett Cerf's Book of Riddles". I think I'll borrow that one. And this one..."Rat Pack Confidential"...juicy!

Hey Woody!
Gee, I hate to be the one to tell you but...
uh never mind. Enjoy the game buddy.

Hate to tell me what, spizzlepop? That my mother-in-law won't lend me the book! She's a very nice lady...she knows I'll return it. I'm leafing through it now...

Hilarious stuff. Take this riddle here...let me read it to you...

"Why do birds fly south?"
"Because it is too far to walk."

Get it? Too far to walk...ha, ha! They're not all dodos!

And I will enjoy the rest of the game...thanks. It's not often that the Bears are in the Super Bowl!

Could you pass me that tub of popcorn? And that bottle of Green River?

And while you're up, would you mind getting me a big Band-Aid...this knot on my head is bleeding a bit...I feel a little woozy...a little vortexy.

That's it Woody. I knew there was something wrong with you when you passed on the Shaefer Light and reached instead for a bottle of Green River.
I'm calling vine-one-one.

Now don't go making assumptions there spizzlepop...you know what they say when you make an assumption...

"You make a donkey out of you and me".



...and JT and 44 thrown in for good measure.


This Green River isn't the portly type, like cadDad covets...nope...this is pretty tame...comes from up MN-Mom's way...



12 oz Longneck Bottle... Since 1919...Bottled in Minnesota!

Is there a Dr. in the houseHSBW? I'm afraid Got Wood may be suffering from Post Treematic Stress Syndrome

Nope...not me...I'm fine. Now CD's Jeep...that's different...hope it was paid for...otherwise the payments would be absolutely crushing!